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Jean Luc Bacardi Returns
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Your lost Captain returns

Commie. Free Palestine. He/him.

Chronically ill and illy chronic

Star Trek, lifting, sports, nerd shit, books, games, movies, simping for my girlfriend
When you see this, post a Pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Wanna see a cute little puppy cough out a pill and make a cute noise???

youtube.com/shorts/eZt2z...
Puppy Spits Out Dewormer || ViralHog
YouTube video by ViralHog
youtube.com
March 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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my jewish friend read a sign that said "YOSEMITE" and panicked that it said "NO SEMITES".

The Jews are tiiiiiiiired.
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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first they came for the elvis haters , but i did not speak up for i did not hate elvis . then they came for the epstein lovers , but i did not speak up for i did not love epstein . then they came for me and there was no-one left to stand up for me , because skip had got them all banned . amen
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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wow, who are they, every literary fiction writer ever?
Starting to just get bored of the Lizza Nuzzi RFK jr stuff because although it’s salacious it’s mostly just annoying awful people thinking they’re more fascinating than they actually are
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Lmao no fucking way, I think this worked
Alright mods it's been a week. I've been nice. Get rid of this fucking "needs review" label that you apparently use to shadowban certain new accounts for following too many people or whatever
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth
Drunk driving is inherently brat.
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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i hate that motherfuckers like dashwallkick play by their stupid discourse rules but post WAY fouler shit and get away with it

fuck that dork
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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TÜRKIYE #1 ☝️ 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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NEW: 80 ice cream workers across 8 locations of Jeni's Splendid Ice Cream in Columbus, Ohio are unionizing with UFCW.
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Complaining about turkey on Thanksgiving is Reddit coded - a lifelong vegetarian
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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do Zionists know that they can't whatabout their way out of being ethnosupremacist freaks?
Do the anti-Zionists know that Jordan occupied the West Bank before Israel?
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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They should invent a library that serves beers.
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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just call me a slur already so we can wrap this up
I'm excited to hear about how this r-slur meme is actually okay for him to use because it was for justice
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Alright mods it's been a week. I've been nice. Get rid of this fucking "needs review" label that you apparently use to shadowban certain new accounts for following too many people or whatever
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Lions 3 weeks ago: that ship has sailed

Lions 3 days after almost losing to the Giants:
C Frank Ragnow unretires.
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Andy here is an Effective Altruist psychopath so it’s extremely funny how fast he had a meltdown from extremely light pushback. EA is objectively evil garbage. Good on @mc2020.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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don't forget that Noah Schnapp is a nazi and zionist:
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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I'm really worried about the reading comprehension of some of you.

The article explicitly says that the pollution that was already caused by agriculture has been increased rapidly by the water demand of the data center.

I'm so serious, have pro-AI people lost literacy?
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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someone saying this should just be taken as an admission that they get off to social murder
Some people are drawing an inference that because I'm an EA I'm also a capitalist who believes large private companies should be able to purchase water from utilities, so I'm going to come right out and say that yes to all that.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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@nerdjpg.com Chinese Kirby whip
these are all incredible, but the Kirby-wrapped plug-in hybrid C1 Corvette-alike is absolutely 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM