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Jean Luc Bacardi Returns
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Your lost Captain returns

Commie. Free Palestine. He/him.

Chronically ill and illy chronic

Star Trek, lifting, sports, nerd shit, books, games, movies, simping for my girlfriend
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Let me be clear: I have ALWAYS been completely for releasing the Epstein Files. I find @badposter.lol's position on the matter abhorrent, and will work tirelessly to get him on the sex offender list for his bad opinions.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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GIVE
YE
THANKS
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
His mom should have sacrificed him for those opioids
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Instead of a cousin walk we're doing dab roulette - cousins and other relatives get free dabs but I get to decide how big they are
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing on a beach with his arms crossed and smiling .
Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing on a beach with his arms crossed and smiling .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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my ass is stuffed
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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On this day, Indigenous people and allies confront the settler-colonial narratives of “Thanksgiving,” observing it instead as a National Day of Mourning.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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You’re incredibly walled off and should really bother to try to read a little more about the world beyond this bubble you’re in
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Mom refuses to let me help with Thanksgiving stuff til later cause "you work with a chronic illness and this is your vacation, I'm retired so this is my Super Bowl". Lucky to have awesome parents so I can just get baked and play some Outer Worlds before people get here
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Cishet, white AI and Effective Altruism guy from DC accuses other people of being in a bubble. Hilarious
You’re incredibly walled off and should really bother to try to read a little more about the world beyond this bubble you’re in
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Happy Danksgiving, don't forget to leave out a sacrifice for the Great Turkey to ensure a good harvest next year or whatever
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM
When you see this, post a Pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Wanna see a cute little puppy cough out a pill and make a cute noise???

youtube.com/shorts/eZt2z...
Puppy Spits Out Dewormer || ViralHog
YouTube video by ViralHog
youtube.com
March 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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my jewish friend read a sign that said "YOSEMITE" and panicked that it said "NO SEMITES".

The Jews are tiiiiiiiired.
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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first they came for the elvis haters , but i did not speak up for i did not hate elvis . then they came for the epstein lovers , but i did not speak up for i did not love epstein . then they came for me and there was no-one left to stand up for me , because skip had got them all banned . amen
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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wow, who are they, every literary fiction writer ever?
Starting to just get bored of the Lizza Nuzzi RFK jr stuff because although it’s salacious it’s mostly just annoying awful people thinking they’re more fascinating than they actually are
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Lmao no fucking way, I think this worked
Alright mods it's been a week. I've been nice. Get rid of this fucking "needs review" label that you apparently use to shadowban certain new accounts for following too many people or whatever
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth
Drunk driving is inherently brat.
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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i hate that motherfuckers like dashwallkick play by their stupid discourse rules but post WAY fouler shit and get away with it

fuck that dork
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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TÜRKIYE #1 ☝️ 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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NEW: 80 ice cream workers across 8 locations of Jeni's Splendid Ice Cream in Columbus, Ohio are unionizing with UFCW.
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM