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sariane

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she/her 🌈 thirtysomething 🌸 professional comedian ✨ dog mom 💖 fandom grandma 🍋 recovering from grad school 🎀 not all those who wander are lost but i sure as hell am 🔞 18+ 🕊️ locked out of dms, send carrier pigeon

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · Aug 4

fanfiction megathread 🌿
gathering all of my Tolkien fanfiction in one place!

Banner reading "fanfiction megathread" that includes images of the Shire, Rivendell, Eregion, Mirkwood, and a map of Middle Earth from the animated films, live action films, video games, and television series.

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 3h

it is helpful to see them all spelled out like that!

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 4h

gil-galad on here a concerning number of times..... this is worse than maury

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 4h

just calling everyone elrond's cousin, to be safe

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 4h

can someone give me a silmarillion family tree i can fucking remember

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 7h

happy birthday!

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MGY @mgypt.bsky.social · 1d

Sauron, catastrophically down bad, twirling Pharazon's beard: for a moment you reminded me of her. Lady Galadriel of course!

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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audreyii_fic @audreyii.bsky.social · 1d

The fact is that fanfic writers are just... writers. Some are good. Some are bad. Some are successful despite being bad. Some are *mind-blowingly* bad and the author sells millions anyway. This is a thing across all genres, no matter how the story got started.

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 1d

elf years and maia years are different. by elf standards, celebrimbor is old, but by maia standards, annatar is quite young. (things he says to justify his daddy kink)

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 1d

what made me giggle is that galadriel is older than celebrimbor lmfaoooo

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 1d

am i making these memes with text big enough for ya'll to read bc i swear i cannot read half the others that ppl post. (i have the face of a 19 yr old and the eyes of an 80 yr old.)

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 1d

Annatar from the Rings of Power with a tweet from Chase Passive Income: Huge dating mistake I made:
Only dating women in their 20s
The problem: they have low salaries and don't have a valuable professional network
Then I realized that 60-year old men make 10x as much and have amazing professional networks
Now I exclusively date men in their 60s
No coincidence that my career and investments have taken off.

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 2d

i've received a lot of good gifts, cards, fic, art, advice, friendship, hot gossip, leaks, and more. but that dog leash is peak, and i use it every day, sorry.

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 2d

someone sent me a really good dog leash for tegan because we both read the same doccy who books

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 4d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 2d

i mean clearly it's canon that beren & friends all get fridged for luthien's character development so

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 2d

RoP fridging celeborn and finrod to further galadriel's story will never not be funny to me

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 2d

thanks, they owe me so much rent 😮‍💨

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 2d

i think i needed to sleep 😭

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 2d

posting that fic in between two thesis deadlines was so dumb. SO dumb. i cannot believe i fully wrote multiple fics while in grad school. what was wrong with me.

ao3 author's note: Notes:
i'm in grad school and haven't had time to revisit the lore, i don't even have time to write this, i'm not even here, neither are you, thanks!

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MGCoco | Tolkientober 🎨 @mgcoco.bsky.social · 2d

In retrospect, there was a big sign that something was wrong at Khazad-dûm #Tolkien #art

Drawing of Gandalf and Frodo in front of the Doors of Durin, with a Spirit Halloween sign hanging over it.

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 2d

happy birthday to this fic! my first foray into silvergifting (when i'd barely read any fic) and the beginning of the brainrot. 😈

or, the mortifying ordeal of falling in love with the silly little guy you're trying to use for your evil plans.

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · Aug 4

fair exchange 💎
tRoP, Annatar/Celebrimbor, 4,283 words, rated T.
Five gifts Sauron took from Celebrimbor.
archiveofourown.org/works/59605825

Graphic for "fair exchange" by sariane. A collage over a backdrop of green with a jeweled silver medallion. Annatar looks brooding and Celebrimbor looks unsettled by something. Text reads: There is no power over flesh stronger than this sickness that corrupts him.

Or, five gifts Sauron took from Celebrimbor.

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 2d

i swear to god, i am going to finish this seasonal series. i've never finished a series but i will do it, i promise. as the only one writing in this 'verse, i have a responsibility. brunette annatar, i will not let u down 🙏

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 2d

realizing that perhaps setting the deadline for my next LOTRO silvergifting fic at the end of the harvest festival was a bad idea 😂

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 2d

lmaooo elrond's headache is growing (he uses growlr)

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 2d

i'm imagining one of those politician or municipal accounts tbh, like very cringe public statements.

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