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schatzipage.bsky.social
Schatzi Page
@schatzipage.bsky.social
820 followers 340 following 5.1K posts
Still an ancient astronaut theorist. What can I say, I love my job.
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 11h
“Like, seriously, so much research.”
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 11h
That was fun!!
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 11h
@goodstacegal.bsky.social congrats baby
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 11h
Sorry Tigers fans, that sucks
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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 11h
When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game
Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 11h
Intentional?
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 11h
My favorite clip of the postseason so far
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 11h
Clearly neither team wants it enough, sad to see
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 11h
At some point you just have to declare the other AL slot vacant and hold some kind of conclave, right?
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 11h
So very same, I will be saying that tomorrow without a doubt
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 11h
I think I’ll join you!
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 12h
THE SPORPS!
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 12h
That was the first mistake!
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 12h
THIS FUCKIN SLAPS
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 12h
Loadin the bases with no outs in the 13th inning of a deciding playoff game
two men are sitting at a table in front of a crowd and one of them is saying that 's a bold strategy cotton
ALT: two men are sitting at a table in front of a crowd and one of them is saying that 's a bold strategy cotton
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 12h
On pumpernickel toast! Simple and good.
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 12h
The energy in that park has to be chilling
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 12h
I just made a ham sandwich I’m in
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 12h
He’s clutch
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 12h
Well that’s a broken hand
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 12h
Just had a bunch of these, Reese’s Oreo Minatures
A Reese’s Oreo miniature, they’re real good
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 15h
Btw if you live in Illinois and are enrolled in the ACA, starting next year you will be using the Illinois Marketplace!

Don’t know about you, but that makes me feel a whole lot better!

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Explore Get Covered Illinois, the official health insurance marketplace for Illinois. Compare health plans, estimate costs, enroll in coverage, and get financial help. Open Enrollment starts November ...
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 17h
are we sure that’s not rebecca romaine
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 2d
Nicole Kidman stuns for Vogue.
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 15h
Standing ovations
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Leni Manaa-Hoppenworth @leniann.bsky.social · 18h
This brown skinned landscaper was minding his business on a job in Edgewater when 3 masked ICE thugs took him away. Then on leaving the 3 reportedly got out of their car, turned their guns on a woman and tried to get into her car for apparently driving too close searching for parking near her home
Graphic in black, blue, red and white COMMUNITY SAFETY ALERT ALERTA DE SEGURIDAD COMUNITARIA OCTOBER 10, 2025 This morning at approximately 9:30am ICE detained at least one person near Sheridan and Catalpa. Please be aware. Call 855-435-7693 to report sightings or for support if someone you know is detained. Also report any sightings to my office 773-784-5277. Esta mañana, aproximadamente a las 9:30, ICE detuvo a una persona cerca de Sheridan y Catalpa. Por favor, estén atentos. Llamen al 855-435-7693 para informar de observaciones de agentes federales o para pedir ayuda si alguien que conocen ha sido detenido. También informen de los avistamientos a mi oficina, al 773-784-5277.
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