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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋

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Hey there, I'm Septimus (she/היא) In the depths of my depression again. Be careful here. 18+ ✡ 🖤🤍💚💙

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · Sep 4

Get your vaccines if you can. And remember, you can just lie and say you have a risk-factor if that's what you need to do to access a life-saving vaccine!

Jamie Delaney L. 🏳️‍⚧️ @ljamied.bsky.social · Sep 4

I am and always have been pro-vaccination. Vaccines have saved literally hundreds of millions of people from childhood and adult illnesses that previously maimed and killed. Please, for those you love and that love you, get yourself and your children vaccinated.

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1h

Technically my parents bought the benchers for my wedding...

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 2h

My aunt apparently bought benchers.... You can buy them? This is a thing people do? I've never in my life bought a bencher. They just accumulate in my drawer...

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 4h

It wasn't a good or funny one unfortunately

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 5h

Does anyone know how hard it is to bring OTC allergy meds from Canada into the US? Nothing controlled, nothing Rx...

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 5h

My uncle: Should I tell that joke?
My aunt: I don't like that joke.
My uncle, agreeing: You don't like that joke.
My uncle, two seconds later: So there were these two guys...

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 20h

Pretty sure my husband just tried to order me a black bean cuntwrap supreme...

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 20h

Does that help???

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 22h

77 so far, I think? A good number of re-reads and some Animorphs books.

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

This is a re-read for me. It's so lovely. Highly recommend!

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

It is so much fun, enjoy!

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

Am I supposed to be working (because I am at work?), yes. Am I avoiding work and reading Heart of Stone by @johannestevans.bsky.social instead? Also yes. :)

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

Let's Get down to Business, To defeat the huns...

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

Ugh, why do they have to politicize Mr. Nibbles??

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

I have a larger theory I'm sort of noodling with about how many words have lost all meaning. Think woke, DEI, etc.

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

I've been seeing Christmas stuff in stores since September.

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

They want it as divorced as possible from it's actual meaning.

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

I had a dream that one of my nephews (who is very religious) was giving me a stick and poke tattoo ...

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

Happy National Coming Out Day! I do not know what the fuck I am! Okay, continue about your day...

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 2d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Blade Wielding Bisexual (Lordean arc) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 2d

Since Link is banned, his mutual aid Fridays have gone with him. This was one of the most altruistic things I’ve seen anyone on this site do.

In light of this, I’m gonna try to fill the gap.

Drop your mutual aid requests under this thread and I will repost them for as long as I can.

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 2d

My husband eats a plain bagel with a slice of American cheese on it...

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 2d

Egg bagel with cream cheese and lox.

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 2d

I'm just hiding in my office. I guess this is better than using my precious sick time?

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 2d

I love when vampires have to "come out". So good. Inject that straight into my veins please.

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 2d

No need for quotes. He's literally an American citizen.