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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · Sep 13

Did anyone doubt I would post chess games with my newfound powers? I'll stop talking about this game when I die

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 1h

Uhh... IBM? Can y'all say that?

Pic of the reference for the PowerPC instruction stq (store quadword)

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 2h

how was i today years old when I learned who Quirinus was

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2h

If you think we don't need to look at how Bimbofication is used as an abusive dynamic that denies freedom of assembly and causes long lasting wage slavery, you are the proverbial polyamorous idiot 🌚

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 2h

🧍‍♀️

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 2h

The one thing Aaronmod doesn't label 😳😳😳

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 4h

Ah. Lame. Personally I prefer reverse osmosis facials

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 6h

Arkhangelsk is not ❌ a city! It is a lie 👿 created by Big Russian Schoolboy ♟️ to sell more Ruy Lopez! 😡

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 6h

cheeseburger in paradise city

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 7h

can't get the phrase "medium-sized unnaturals" out of my head

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 15h

ahaha noooo a random worm in more than two dimensions escapes

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 15h

That can't be, what was Palomedes ere he came to Britain

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 9d

Are women bourgeois?

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 16h

per my last email

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 18h

whoa calm down

an old web sidebar ad. The cow from the Cow Tools comic is pictured with 2 of it's crude lumpy tools. Caption reads,

MY FARMER IS DEAD

I don't want to remarry.
I only want TOOLS.
See my Prongler.
CLICK HERE

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 21h

"Hey guys, what should we call midweek?"

"Idk... midweek?"

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 1d

She comes! She comes! The Shitter of the Posts &c.

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 1d

Just remember if you ever need Reasons to Live it's on Ultra Beatdown

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 1d

Katie Merlussy, reportedly now 20,,,

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 1d

FALSE: I own a mirror

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 1d

Another "literal opposite childhoods" moment

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 1d

Ness or Lucas

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 1d

from:me

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 2d

Much like the Romans before them, America possessed a state cult of the Uncrustable Sun

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 1d

*nods* peasants and workers

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 1d

so joever for everyone