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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe

@shahbanu.kawaii.social

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · Sep 13

Did anyone doubt I would post chess games with my newfound powers? I'll stop talking about this game when I die

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 2h

If the name fits

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 4h

nooo babe your follower count isn't small ahaha

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sea shanty stan account ⛵️ @anarchoshanties.bsky.social · 4h

"That Felix Jaeger fellow sure keeps his word!"

"I've read his poetry - I wish he'd kept all of them! DOHOHOHOHO!"

sea shanty stan account ⛵️ @anarchoshanties.bsky.social · 4h

what heckle would Statler and Waldorf hurl at your favourite fictional character?

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 5h

at least three

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 5h

They did wh-

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 5h

My beige flag is sticking forks in my pocket

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 5h

yay

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 5h

I would like to read a thing I think

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Frankenstein's Cat 🫧 (oops! all skelly bones) @tess.bzky.team · 5h

I personally don't think I'm half as bratty as one might paint me to be, I'm just really easily confused

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 5h

yeag

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 5h

After the Evans Gambit went brrrr I spent 64 seconds of my life - and my blitz game - on the next move. Thankfully it's mate in two!

Diagram of a chess board, showing the position as after 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. b4 Bxb4 5. c3 Bc5 6. d4 exd4 7. cxd4 Bb4+ 8. Nbd2 d6 9. O-O Bg4 10. d5 Ne5?? 11. Qa4+ Qd7 12. Qxb4 Bxf3 13. Nxf3 Nxf3 14. gxf3 O-O-O 15. Rb1 b6 16. Ba6+ Kb8 17. a4 f5 18. a5 Nf6 19. axb6 cxb6 20. Be3 fxe4 21. Bxb6! Nxd5.

White to play and mate in two.

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 7h

don't make me crave root beer. or do

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 7h

the priest COS can ask people about SIN; the trigonometrist TAN, and the mariner— no wait what the actual fuck IS a haversine?

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 8h

I'm so carbonated and shakeable

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 8h

nooooo I'm in your phone. you said so

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 8h

If I fits I sits

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 8h

oh yeah well you're in my computer

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 8h

degenerate posting (empty-quoting an empty quote)

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 11h

not beating the allegations

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 11h

The Bombadil version would say simply, "designed?" and start a seventeen-page Tylenol war

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 12h

Obviously Daniel

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 13h

I've heard there was a penis chord, and look let's face it David has to have been like the second most fuckable twink in the old testament

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Buster Lark ⚙️🦝 (he/him, 🔜 Furpoc, MFF) @busterlark.bsky.social · 22h

Never talk to me or my son ever again

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 23h

luck!

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 23h

Hunter Walker was a mistake