Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe
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Okay, new pinned post: a thread of my best OTB chess games!
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also you could write posts by texting a phone number if you didn’t have a smartphone and you could have your notifications sent to you as text messages
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
also you could write posts by texting a phone number if you didn’t have a smartphone and you could have your notifications sent to you as text messages
Nightsky reminder:
idk it's too foggy
idk it's too foggy
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Nightsky reminder:
idk it's too foggy
idk it's too foggy
heartbreaking: local girl misses opportunity to do "funniest thing"
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
heartbreaking: local girl misses opportunity to do "funniest thing"
Oh hey Sloss photos are going around
![Massive rusty pipes, a little greenery growing from the bottom of one, old brick wall and arches, and a sign that says "Sloss Furnaces [...] Historic Landmark"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nqchombcryplyzmaiprwodml/bafkreicvm4jfcu4wkc3vpsmskxevbhynbw7no6z44sr3r7dzgq7gd6b2e4@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Oh hey Sloss photos are going around
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twinx (꒪ˊ꒳ˋ꒪)
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
twinx (꒪ˊ꒳ˋ꒪)
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Mark Twain had many words for the type of times we’re living in. He called them “super fucked up” and “a real shit show”
September 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mark Twain had many words for the type of times we’re living in. He called them “super fucked up” and “a real shit show”
what my "study tal play najdorf" era is teaching is that I need to read silman study endgame 😖
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
what my "study tal play najdorf" era is teaching is that I need to read silman study endgame 😖
the philosopher's stone is actually rather crumbly, being another name for dichotomous earth
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
the philosopher's stone is actually rather crumbly, being another name for dichotomous earth
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the french. urrgh
November 25, 2024 at 9:24 AM
the french. urrgh
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Wile E. Coyote can't even mail a letter anymore. Because of woke
Postbox bollards outside the Post Office. Absolutely delightful.
#WorldBollardAssociation 📮
#WorldBollardAssociation 📮
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Wile E. Coyote can't even mail a letter anymore. Because of woke
we triangulate in this mf
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
we triangulate in this mf
i bet bloomf smears thermal paste on her gf
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i bet bloomf smears thermal paste on her gf
"no fog of war," says man about to Find Out
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"no fog of war," says man about to Find Out
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I said Canada Dry is the La Croix of ginger ales
March 20, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I said Canada Dry is the La Croix of ginger ales
oh lawd she's playing weird sicilians again
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 AM
oh lawd she's playing weird sicilians again
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If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison
867530 9/11 is not the banger our generation needs, but it's the banger we deserve
8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 AM
867530 9/11 is not the banger our generation needs, but it's the banger we deserve
cause of death: neck snapped by Bösendorfer Imperial keytar
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
cause of death: neck snapped by Bösendorfer Imperial keytar
NIGHTSKY REMINDERS:
- bop it!
- twist it!
- pull it!
- bop it!
- twist it!
- pull it!
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
NIGHTSKY REMINDERS:
- bop it!
- twist it!
- pull it!
- bop it!
- twist it!
- pull it!
is yr friend from oz
A friend of mine has early access to cutting edge corporate jargon, I heard the phrase "let's double-click on that" from him long before anywhere else. I asked him what's new these days and he says it's "the shark closest to your body" for the most urgent issue.
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
is yr friend from oz