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Matthew @shitfuckmccocktits.bsky.social · Mar 21
Physically I'm getting by but mentally I'm a moustached retired WW1 Pilot transformed into a robust pigman staring thoughtfully into the Adriatic Sea while wearing immaculate Private Eye attire, and it's 1929
Porco Rosso, a moustached retired WW1 Pilot transformed into a robust pigman staring thoughtfully into the Adriatic Sea while wearing immaculate Private Eye attire, and it's 1929
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Matthew @shitfuckmccocktits.bsky.social · 2d
diceman it is 8am don't hold my feet to the fire like this lol but fair enough, does whether I like being the William Tell of mucus or not determine if it'd a talent? I don't have to -like- it to be like, "yeah I'm pretty good at that"
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 3d
Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...
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Matthew @shitfuckmccocktits.bsky.social · 2d
Talents are in the eye of the beholder, if I can flick a booger with extreme precision and split another one down the middle some might call it appalling, but to me it would be a precious gift
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onion person @junlper.beer · 3d
we need to abolish this shit
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Matthew @shitfuckmccocktits.bsky.social · 2d
Can't relate, my special talent is accidentally making people really angry and it comes up all the time I can't turn it off please god I'm tired just let me turn it off
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Matthew @shitfuckmccocktits.bsky.social · 2d
we stand for small government and individual liberty which is why I'm personally demanding my representatives arrest and execute all commies and Trans people, thank you for your attention to this matter
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 4d
in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
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Matthew @shitfuckmccocktits.bsky.social · 8d
Every day the rich prove they didn't get there by being well intentioned geniuses lol
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10d
Hamas, who I do not support, should accept the progressive peace plan put forward by Donald Trump, who I also do not support.

by Glenn Greenwald
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 11d
Federal agents are overtly abusing their power to try to intimidate advocates and elected officials. We need ICE out of Illinois immediately and justice for people like Ald. Jessie Fuentes who are defending their communities.
blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/03/f...
Federal Agents Handcuff Chicago Alderperson At Hospital ER
In another incident caught on video Friday, federal agents inside a car randomly threw tear gas into a Logan Square street while people — including a 2-year-old — were outside nearby.
blockclubchicago.org
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Matthew @shitfuckmccocktits.bsky.social · 10d
Lemme borrow it real quick
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Matthew @shitfuckmccocktits.bsky.social · 10d
This is your last chance to leave the multibillion-dollar threat-to-humanity word-calculators alone, make your next choice a smart one, scoundrel
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 10d
Free Greta Thunberg and the rest of the illegally detained flotilla activists.
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Matthew @shitfuckmccocktits.bsky.social · 10d
Slow Down by @koheisaito.bsky.social is a valuable perspective this all going forward, though at the time of writing he anticipated we may have time before reaching 2º warming, if it's a lost cause it changes only the approach and not the goal. The goal is to mitigate harm and support each other.
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simonluisi.bsky.social @simonluisi.bsky.social · 10d
We just stopped having kids, stopped using fossil fuels and adopted a plant based diet. We identified the root cause of the problem as wealth inequity and immediately started to address this problem effectively. Also, most people deeply addicted to fossil fuels started jumping out of Russian windows
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 10d
A WILD ONE: A man broke his leg during an arrest by ICE at a car wash south of L.A.

ICE has held him under 24/7 guard at a hospital, registering him under a pseudonym, for *37 days* without telling him why.

A judge has ordered his immediate release.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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☀️KG @kgarson3.bsky.social · 11d
Dr. Jane Goodall, everyone 👑

📹: Famous Last Words: Dr. Jane Goodall on Netflix
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junlper.beer
onion person @junlper.beer · 10d
i just can’t get over ICE going into the streets of the city i live in, throwing gas at citizens, invading people who live here. this is state sponsored terrorism being enacted on americans
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Le Pole Plumber 🔧 @nihl.fellas.army · 11d
What many don't realize, is that Ukrainian strikes from last 2 years on russian refineries are always aiming at specific part of refinery.

Cracking Units.

This basically stops Russia from ability to refine crude into useful fuels.

This is why Russian issue of lack of fuels is snowballing.
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 10d
The U.S. is probably going to lose our elimination status for measles in 2026.

Anyone tired of so much “winning”?

MAHA is a toxic infection of the brain that spreads via social media and results in the rejection of scientific fact, followed by disease and death.
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Distill Social @distillsocial.bsky.social · 11d
In Logan Square, Chicago, a routine afternoon at the Rico Fresh Market turned chaotic when a masked federal agent in an unmarked SUV threw chemical irritant canisters into the street, sending bystanders scrambling.
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Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 10d
Every day I log on and just see endless videos of ICE agents breaking state, federal, and international laws.
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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 11d
The deployment of smoke canisters — some witnesses described it as tear gas — came as tensions boiled over on the city’s Northwest Side Friday afternoon.
Chicagoans say ICE agents responded to heckling with tear gas near school on busy NW Side street
The deployment of smoke canisters — some witnesses described it as tear gas — came as tensions boiled over on the city’s Northwest Side Friday afternoon.
www.chicagotribune.com
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Matthew @shitfuckmccocktits.bsky.social · 10d
www.turkiyetoday.com/region/turki...

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

www.thecanary.co/global/world...
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Matthew @shitfuckmccocktits.bsky.social · 10d
The cretins behind the prosecution of #KyrenLacy, Laborde Earls Injury Lawyers, still have this garbage up on their website with no alteration