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Shokolada

@shokolada.bsky.social

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Progeek, kink educator, and webmaster for one of the first messy dessert play sploshing websites. He/him, she/her, they/them; cute dresses notwithstanding.

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Shokolada @shokolada.bsky.social · Nov 21

- - - The Flying Pie Monster’s Ten Commandments (Rev1.3a) - - -

I. No Face May Remain Clean Of Dessert

II. Regardless Of Gender, Thou Art A Sexy Bitch

III. Thine Clothing Should Shine To Match The Stars

IV. Frosting Serves Grandly As Pasties

V. Too Much Whipped Cream Is Almost Enough

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Shokolada @shokolada.bsky.social · 20h

Shok in control of the mech: “I will defend this city and its inhabitants against all threats.”

Vanessa in control: “I’m allowed to break stuff, yay!!! Everyone got out, right?”

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Felexiia @felexiia.bsky.social · 1d

lil latex bunny going on a night out ^^

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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 3d

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

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The Scamperbeasts @scamperbeasts.bsky.social · 3d

NEWS FLASH: We have achieved the rare and coveted Cat Tree Triple Decker

Smudge is laying at the top of the cat tree, Spice is in the middle, and Saja is there at the bottom. It's all coming together now!

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Shokolada @shokolada.bsky.social · 3d

Them: “what does DOM stand for? wrong answers only” Me: Document Object Model #nerd

Shokolada @shokolada.bsky.social · 3d

And dang it, even if my little wants CNC sexual age play, it's still two adults playing a game where the first C does stand for "consensual". I cannot stand how ready people are to jump on the pedophilia wagon because they think they've ID'd you as someone they can feel superior to with no effort.

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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 3d

Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!

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Cargie Weasel @cargie.baby · 4d

its almost at the point where i'll pay someone to come to my house and walk me through applying eyeliner. the youtube tutorials never work. it never looks like that.

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Shokolada @shokolada.bsky.social · 4d

Interesting to realize how many of my kinks can include the phrase: “I’ll let you out eventually. Probably.”

Shokolada @shokolada.bsky.social · 5d

All the good vibes… 🫂

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 5d

Hot people love Moonflow! 🖤

Else @else.social · 5d

Moonflow is really good. Don't miss it if you like psychedelic horror, anthropophagic mushrooms, and/or hippie cults, it's a groovy read that definitely won't give you nightmares!

The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 28d

hey we have some fun around here but seriously if you are unaware you should know i do in fact have a book out and it's good. check out MOONFLOW, the cool book for hot people, from your local book retailer or dispensary www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...

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Cargie Weasel @cargie.baby · 5d

got a new job as the foley artist for furry porn animations. got my yogurt, kraft mac and cheese, and boneless chicken breasts all ready to go

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Himbo Beefcake, PhD 🔞💪 @jendrawscomics.bsky.social · 5d

Hey you know what else is irritating, pay pros??? Adult content artists not being able to sell their work

Ana Valens | 🔞 | COMMS: (4/5) @acvalens.net · 5d

Source familiar with MasterCard‘s internal workings: The company finds the censorship focus from consumers “profoundly irritating“ amid larger political issues — they want the controversy around paypros censorship to quietly disappear

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Reflective Desire @reflectivedesire.com · 5d

Behind the scenes with @awlivv.bsky.social

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Shokolada @shokolada.bsky.social · 5d

Breakfast summoning not working: waffles and toast not appearing magically before me

Breakfast summoning gone wrong on purpose: partner ends up naked and covered in maple syrup

Shokolada @shokolada.bsky.social · 6d

Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

Came out as genderqueer to friends at 30
Came out as kinky to friends at 35
Came out as bisexual at 40
Came out as bi and g.q. to family at 45
Came out as genderqueer at work at 50
Am 57 now

Kaycee Bee 💙 Mistress Blue @kinkycurvyblue.bsky.social · 6d

Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

Came out bi to some friends at 20
Came out at work at 22
Came out to immediate family by 25 and lived openly after that

-gender panics-

Came out as genderfluid at 30
Came out as bigender at 34
Currently 37

Polly Why are states paying taxes? Phemeus @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 6d

Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

came out online at 24?
came out at work at 25
came out to immediate family by 26
Was fully out to everyone by 27ish?
Didn't start hormones til 30-31?

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Shokolada @shokolada.bsky.social · 6d

Cheapest maid costume on the planet

A man and a woman wear “maid outfits” made of trash bags. Below their pictures is a diagram showing where to make cuts on the bags.

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Reflective Desire @reflectivedesire.com · 6d

(@awlivv.bsky.social & Emma Magnolia)

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Cargie Weasel @cargie.baby · 6d

i cannot even grasp the level of hatred harbored in the dark heart of the tech bro. what fostered it. growing up as a nerd in the 80s and 90s, those things hit me too. that rage. but what quelled it was finding friends, love, companionship, furries, queers, the other mutants. these guys never did.

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 7d

Oh that is definitely a boss arena

I hope they restored hit points and stocked up on items before flying in there

Jeremy DeHart @jeremydehartwx.bsky.social · 7d

From a crewmember on yesterday's Teal 74 mission into now-Category 5 Hurricane #Melissa. As clear of an eye as you will see in the Atlantic basin.

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Shokolada @shokolada.bsky.social · 7d

Please please someone let me have access to this setup; I promise to use it only for perverted sex purposes. Picture set: a fully clothed lady is made into a giant human cream puff on a TV show I don't recognize.

A lady lies down in half of an oversized "cream puff" shell. Ladies dressed as "chefs" use a giant syringe to fill the shell with cream, and the other half of the shell is placed atop the buried lady (who does seem to be having a good time)

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Michel Baronthe @michelbaronthe.bsky.social · 7d

This is the last week to download DEVIL IN A BLUE DRESS from our Patreon before it goes into the morgue to make way for November’s new video! Subscribe to see @kinkycurvyblue.bsky.social taunt a demon hunter’s “equipment” before he penetrates her effectively!

www.patreon.com/MichelBaronthe

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Shokolada @shokolada.bsky.social · 7d

Not only do you look amazing, I am so envious of your new hairline

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · Jun 19

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 7d

WORDS ADDED TO SPELL CHECK TODAY:
- stretchiest
- supergenius
- Crimeasaurus

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