Shrimp
@shrimpleton.bsky.social
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shrimpleton.bsky.social
Artfight card done, probably gonna start posting some revenges soon too! #artfight
#teamfossils
Artfight user card, labeled for "Team Fossils"
Below that is an image of a cartoon woman to the left, and text to the right.
Text that follows:
•User: Shrimpleton
•I attack....Anything I think I can handle lol
•I do:
□Friendly Fire (checked)
□Revenge (checked)
•Featured Characters:
(below there are five heads hots of various fictional characters, the first a clown woman, the second a mushroom sprite, the third a regular woman, the fourth a hagfish mermaid, and the fifth a cartoon mothman saying "I LIKE SHORT SHORTS")
•Characters I Have:
HUMAN (circled)
FERAL
ANTHRO
MONSTER (circled)
WORM
MECH
•other: Little creature freaks (affectionate)
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shrimpleton.bsky.social
I'm ngl I kinda feel like there's an odd trend of men having disordered eating as of late, but it doesn't really register as that way with most of the public because they aren't focused on being skinny 😬
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riibrego.bsky.social
I'm smarter than a movie character so I will not be playing the hopscotch that makes you small
A photo of a crudely drawn hopscotch layout that gradually becomes tiny
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huoguogirl.bsky.social
#마녀의_손가락

- 마녀의 약방 -

마녀들은 대부분 약사도 겸하고 있다.
그 중 가장 약초에 능통한 마녀는
아주 큰 약방을 갖고 있다.

항상 허브와 말린 잎 향이 가득한 이곳은
백 년 가까이 증축해 마치 거대한 도서관 같아 보인다. 매해 새로운 약재가 발견되기에 선반과 서랍이 항상 부족하다고.

약초 마녀는 자신은 그저 오래 채집을 해왔을 뿐 약을 만드는 데에 썩 뛰어나지 않다며,약재를 구하러 온 이들의 방문을 마다하지 않는다.
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3105 needs to ask nicely
Two bunnies stand at the foot of an old brick wall, in a forest somewhere. There is a small door in the wall, the only way through. At the top of the wall are four blackbirds, one of which has the key in its beak. The bunnies implore the bird for the key
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golikehellmachine.com
we have had to endure 190 months of your fucking mayoral election, i don’t want to hear shit out of new york
cooperlund.online
I don’t think we should be gassing up people who live in Portland like this. You’re going to get so much bad art out of that.
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perihn.bsky.social
pouting #mermay #fairy #art #oc
illustration of a green haired fairy turned mermaid! holding her green tail with pink fins up to her face, the fairy looks annoyed staring downward while bubbles come out of her nose and float up. she is covered by a yellow fabric and has a pair of small pink and cream wings.
shrimpleton.bsky.social
Every day I have to feed a cat allergy medicine and every day she fucking hates it, yet every day she forgives me 5 minutes later and sits on my lap 😌
shrimpleton.bsky.social
the mariners advance.....another seal breaks.........
shrimpleton.bsky.social
I'm currently an active college student and there genuinely isn't that many young women dressed like this, but that's beside the point—Kid Rock is a *hard* 54, he does not need concern himself with what brand new adults are dressing like lmao
acyn.bsky.social
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
shrimpleton.bsky.social
The bit here is based around the fact that Idaho has become overwhelmingly filled with radicalized conservatives who fled states they've deemed "too liberal" (with a portion of the state being a hotbed for kkk activities), not about the building of the base itself
shrimpleton.bsky.social
Notice how none of the places listed are in Idaho (particularly modern-day Idaho)
shrimpleton.bsky.social
I can't think of a single state that would be cool with a joint airbase shared with Qatar (for various reasons), but Idaho has already been soaking itself in it's own vomit for a while now. How exactly is this supposed to work??
shrimpleton.bsky.social
Can't wait to see what fun new international incident this causes once Idaho's ontologically evil and racist population learns that there's an foreign airbase being built in their general vicinity
atrupar.com
Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."
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zakoko.bsky.social
AAAA SCARY !!💀💀💀
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tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
this saga has pioneered so many incredible new ways of losing a rap battle
joshuajfriedman.com
NEW: Federal judge dismisses Drake's defamation case against Kendrick Lamar storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
The issue in this case is whether "Not Like Us" can reasonably be understood to convey as a factual matter that Drake is a pedophile or that he has engaged in sexual relations with minors. In light of the overall context in which the statements in the Recording were made, the Court holds that it cannot.