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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 14h

Nous devons dire,
Il y a un homme joyeux dans notre Vrai Nord, qui serait un ambassadeur de classe mondiale pour notre pays.

Si vous votez Polar, nous nommerons Nicholas Noël comme ambassadeur du Canada auprès de l'ONU.

C'est super cool.

🎅🏻🇨🇦❄️

Autorisé par l'agent officiel pour S.M. Bélanger.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 13h

They said it was just a retreat.
Then came the flights.
Then the missing names.
Then the Sith Files.
It’s time. RELEASE THEM! 🚨
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Ils disaient que c’était juste une retraite.
Puis sont venus les vols.
Puis les noms disparus.
Puis les Fichiers Sith.
Il est temps. DÉVOILEZ-LES! 🚨

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 20h

Polars will get it done. 🥶🇨🇦
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Les Polaires s’en chargeront. 🥶🇨🇦

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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 23h

FOR ANYONE CALLING ME BEARCIST I HAVE A BROWN BEAR FRIEND

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 3d

Hell yeah 🫎🫎🫎

Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 5d

🚨 Breaking: The Polar Party reintroduces Project Polar Wall.

Not to block people — to block bad policy.
A wall of willpower, northern grit, and ice-cold logic. ❄️

Protecting jobs, energy, and the identity that makes Canada strong. 🇨🇦

#PolarParty #ProjectPolarWall #TrueNorthStrong #ColdHardFacts

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 3d

We’re investing on our investigators.

Our government vows to crack as many “cold” cases as possible within the RCMP.

For safety, and for being cool asf.

❄️❄️❄️

Notre gouvernement veut cracker autant de « cold cases » possible avec le GRC.

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 8d

Winter is coming!
Why don’t we skip the trailer that we call Autumn and go directly to the good part?
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L’hiver s’approche!
Este-ce que ont peut skipper le traileur qu’ont appelle l’automne, et vas directement à la parte bonne?

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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 1d

WHY WON’T @dominicwilliamson.bsky.social RELEASE THE SITH FILES? WE KNOW THAT HE WAS ON THAT SPACESHIP TO THE PLANET. WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO THE PADAWANS. MACE WINDU DID NOT KILL HIMSELF!!

Thank you for your attention on that matter!

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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 1d

WHY WON’T @dominicwilliamson.bsky.social RELEASE THE SITH FILES? WE KNOW THAT HE WAS ON THAT SPACESHIP TO THE PLANET. WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO THE PADAWANS. MACE WINDU DID NOT KILL HIMSELF!!

Thank you for your attention on that matter!

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 1d

Media bias at its finest! That said, the Polar Party of Canada will NOT provide federal funding to this institution to ensure Canadians aren’t misled by fake news.

Oh’ Canada News Network @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social · 2d

🚨BREAKING🚨

POLAR PARTY-HOPEFUL IS SO BRAINWASHED AND OUT OF THE LOOP, THAT THEY’RE MAKING UP COUNTRIES THAT DON’T EXIST!

THIS IS THE KIND OF CANDIDATE BEING RUN BY @polarmpsp.bsky.social !!! DISGRACEFUL!

PAY ATTENTION PATRIOTS!

MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 3d

Yes, but IKEA also has a Swedish flag in Canada. It’s important to recognize the determination of Canadian industry, and the Polar Party of Canada will always do that.

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 4d

Even though the speeder seems nice, my colleagues and I are proud to chose Canadian-built snowmobiles. We value small businesses, not mega-corporations from a galaxy far, far away.

Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 5d

Clearly the PPC doesn’t know about the far superior and versatile speeder. With the speeder we can traverse more than just snow and ice.
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Clairement le PPC ne sais rien sur le meilleur speeder. Avec le speeder nous pouvons traverser plus que seulement la glace et la neige.

Animated Obi-wan Kenobi in full snow gear on a speeder on a snow and ice planet.

Obi-wan Kenobi habillé pour l’hiver sur un speeder sur une planète glacé.

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 4d

I’m sorry, but my point still stands. I’ve heard of these speeders being manufactured, but I find the development suspicious. If Canadian, why are they stamped with a flag of a separate “republic”? Is this not foreign interference? Moreover, how are these businesses receiving such funds?

Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 4d

Making assumptions now. For someone who claims to be invested in Canadian businesses, you don’t know much. Canada is full of brilliant small tech businesses already building speeders. Soon, with a little government support, they’ll be out producing snowmobiles. Which will have become, insignificant.

MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 4d

Even though the speeder seems nice, my colleagues and I are proud to chose Canadian-built snowmobiles. We value small businesses, not mega-corporations from a galaxy far, far away.

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 3d

Yes, but IKEA also has a Swedish flag in Canada. It’s important to recognize the determination of Canadian industry, and the Polar Party of Canada will always do that.

Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 3d

Because of trade. A boat flies the flag of the country where it is registered. A car has a licence plate for the province or territory it is registered. Speeders are one of our many exports. The mark identifies the speeder for its place of registration.

MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 4d

I’m sorry, but my point still stands. I’ve heard of these speeders being manufactured, but I find the development suspicious. If Canadian, why are they stamped with a flag of a separate “republic”? Is this not foreign interference? Moreover, how are these businesses receiving such funds?

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 2d

Apologies for the confusion everyone. This “Sweden” is not a real country, but I proudly second this motion 🙏

The root-honourable Tro Boyadjian, PM, PC @tro-b-mpsp.bsky.social · 2d

I vote to canonize this new country of Sweden whatever that is, or alternatively I call on Canada to recognize IKEAland as a nation in MPSP

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 3d

Still silent on the NF tariffs—while his predecessors show more spine. And he thinks he’s ready to lead? Incompetent.‼️
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Toujours silencieux sur les tarifs de l’administration NF — alors que ses prédécesseurs ont plus de cran. Et il pense être prêt à diriger ? Incompétent.‼️

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 2d

As a candidate for the Polar Party, I am excited to share one of my policy ideas. Since Timbits are engrained in our culture, we must preserve the flavours—both year-round and limited-edition. Therefore, I will fight to establish the Canadian Timbit Archive, powered by the coolest freezers.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 2d

Polars will fight for Canadians every step of the way! 🇨🇦
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Les Polars se battront pour les Canadiens à chaque étape du chemin! 🇨🇦

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 4d

“Polars Go All In: All Canadians MUST Ride Ski-Doos to Support Local Industry amid tariff tensions.” 🇨🇦❄️
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« Les Polaires y vont à pleine vitesse : Les Canadiens DEVRONT être propriétaires de Ski-Doos pour soutenir l’industrie locale face aux tensions tarifaires. » 🇨🇦❄️

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 7d

The choice is clear.
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Le choix est clair.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 8d

2/2 Aujourd’hui, la Nouvelle Frangleterre a lancé une guerre commerciale contre le Canada, leur partenaire et allié le plus frais — leur ami le plus frais.

Les Canadiens sont gentils, mais comme on dit, la vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 8d

1/2 Today, New Frengland launched a trade war against Canada : their coolest partner and ally — their coolest friend.

Canadians are nice, but when our country is at stake, we will be ready to ice the competition.

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