Simon Abrams
@simonsaybrams.bsky.social
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Film Critic at Roger Ebert dot com, New York Times, New Yorker, Hollywood Reporter, Village Voice, The Wrap, Vanity Fair, and so on. Author of THE NORTHMAN: A CALL TO THE GODS (Insight Editions). Alt weekly kid. Let the monkey drive.
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After some discussion with Jene, I'm finally posting a Gofundme to help us with Sandwiches' vet bills. Our baby has been having more bad days lately so we have to start thinking about at-home euthanasia. Any help would be greatly appreciated: www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-pa...
Donate to Help Us Pay for Sandwiches' Vet Bills, organized by Simon Abrams
Hello My name is Simon Abrams and this GoFundMe is for me and my partner Jene's… Simon Abrams needs your support for Help Us Pay for Sandwiches' Vet Bills
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My favorite part of his complaint was the smooth & frequent goalpost shifting from YOU'RE PAID OFF to WHAT DID YOU LIKE YOUR REVIEW MADE IT SEEM LIKE THE GODFATHER 2 to I WILL SAVE THIS THREAD AND REPOST IT FIVE YEARS LATER AND LET OTHERS SHOW YOU THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS. A seamless flow of drivel.
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I've been called worse...
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The Roshan family clearly has me in their back pocket. They bought me off right after they saw that I like the ET ripoff KOI MIL GAYA.
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Sorry, but people who show up to complain about a positive review are....fucking sad....
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Some weirdo has come by my IG just to ask how much I was paid to give WAR 2 a positive review. "I know a sell out when I see one." Sure you do.

Anyway, WAR 2's on Netflix now, as this guy apparently just found out. It's good, here's my @ebertvoices.bsky.social review again.
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WAR 2! The latest installment in the Yash Raj Spy Universe, Bollywood’s star-studded answer to the MCU. Hrithik Roshan returns to slug it out with Telugu language star N.T. Rama Rao Jr. It’s more polished, but is it more fun? Yes! More @ebertvoices.bsky.social: www.rogerebert.com/reviews/war-...
War 2 movie review & film summary (2025) | Roger Ebert
The filmmakers know exactly what kind of movie their audience wants and have a better-than-average plan to deliver it.
www.rogerebert.com
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Post something that brings instant happiness.
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Today’s @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social Psychotronic Challenge prompt is a goth’s delight. “MOROSE CODE: Nestle into your favorite dark place to view a Gothic horror piece.” I’m catching up with COUNTESS DRACULA since it’s Hammer time all the time in my heart…
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EVEN NEGATIVE ATTENTION IS A BADGE OF HONOR, HA HA. Ok then, how about no attention? Jesus.
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"Ratio me. Please. It's a badge of honor." No, but I will block you instantly.
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TRON: ARES would've been a blockbuster if they let Lee Greenwood do the score.
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Has @monsterpants.bsky.social seen this? I wouldn't bet against it, but just in case...
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So you're saying you don't want to see my Japanese poster for DEVIL FETUS II: THE RAPE AFTER?
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Favorite new music from the last two weeks, plus a playlist (open.spotify.com/playlist/170...)
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Oh wait sorry it’s not the first line
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I can see it pairing well with SOUL for sure
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Me, before getting in line at the concession stand: Oh, I should get a water, I’m still on the brink after last night.
Me, at the head of the line: Hello, can I get a double espresso, please?
Me, now:

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The Birthday Party - Dead Joe
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I’m incognito (in my Sleestak hat and ZARDOZ hoodie), no one will know
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The key to attending screenings for review is to never go when somebody you know might run into you.
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If they keep making TRON movies, I have a suggestion for who should score TRON IV: TRON TRA TRON TRON TRONNN--

Royksopp with Robyn.

Boom, you're welcome.
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Eu vi tanto filme medíocre nos últimos 15 anos porque a Diane Keaton estava neles e de bom grado passariam mais uns 15 assistindo outros.