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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · Aug 18

Judge: And how do you plead?

Me: The seven sisters constellation your honor

Judge: Pleiades?

Me: Plea uh deez n-

My lawyer: OBJECTION

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 5h

in boston a merkin is made out of discarded donut scraps and is called a munkin

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 8h

hell yeah drew. send me your address when they’re ready

slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 8h

tangential but the latest season we’ve started watching features a ryder voice actor that’s audibly going through puberty and it’s hilarious

slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 8h

so let me get this straight, paw pawtrol also exists as a public utility provider? i need to know the financial set up here. are we a post-capitalist hellscape or socialist utopia?

slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 8h

lmao always a good start to preface an article with how terrible people will find it

slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 8h

so let me get this straight, paw pawtrol also exists as a public utility provider? i need to know the financial set up here. are we a post-capitalist hellscape or socialist utopia?

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 2d

me: this pasta sauce is so great. it has such a wonderful familiar taste

internally: don’t say like spaghettios don’t say like spaghettios

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 2d

“well my first thought was fuckpenis but maybe we can go back to the drawing board on this one”

slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 2d

me: this pasta sauce is so great. it has such a wonderful familiar taste

internally: don’t say like spaghettios don’t say like spaghettios

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 3d

on a personal/serious note i was going through some job uncertainty recently and i can’t express how great people i’ve met here have been.

like why do i care so much about the shit jay and aaron are doing? it’s because i’ve found genuine community with people here.

anyway back to puns

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 3d

does everyone have names for puzzle pieces? i have: no footers, one footers, two footers, three footers, four footers, normies, and “the fuck is this”

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 4d

no it was good. i put my phone on charge then went and worked on a puzzle for hours so left you hanging

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LadyDEADtera32 🍁😷🌈💀 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 4d

I bet the inventor of carbonated water had a really bubbly personality

(I'm so sorry this is so bad but I panicked and this was all that came out)

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 4d

quick hit the emergency pun button!!!

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 4d

i dread the moment when gum goes from a delight to a job

slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 4d

youth minister: let me tell you about another carpenter who wants you to get wet at the thought of them.....baptized that is

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 4d

youth minister: let’s talk about our fit check for the jesus era

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 4d

brb, watching new season of love is blind

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 15d

just got my dna results back ☹️

picture of some cheese from a supermarket deli. the label says “LOL American White”

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 11d

my new girlfriend has a really unique name i love it. you don't hear people called "imchrishansen" these days

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 5d

lin manuel miranda presents in the aeroplane over the sea

two headed boy
actin coy
not a ploy

slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 5d

ahh i see. not to worry, i took away his ipad afterwards to teach him to be tougher

slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 5d

🎵haammmmms
touching hammms
reaching out
touching meat
touching fooodddddddd

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 5d

d this is incredibly insensitive.

i would not be crying.

who knows what diseases that little freak had.

after we take care of him we're all getting rabies shots

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 5d

my guy, the problem isn't that you clicked. it happens. people gave you shit, whatever. the problem is you then banned the user who made the "harassment bot" because you were embarassed and you still have yet to own up to your mistake.

get over yourself

Aaron Rodericks @aaron.bsky.team · 6d

1) This was a spam network shared internally at Bluesky for investigation on spam likes. 2) I misclicked/unclicked, but a harassment bot picked it up 3) I continue to be harassed about it a year later

I'm offering a genuine response that I don't see the need for this continually to be raised.

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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 5d

guess this shirt is lucky! wore it out and got invited to so many watch parties 😊

Luck Girl sweatshirt on the bottom but the shirt clearly says Cuck Girl

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