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skylerb97.bsky.social
No that's a penitentiary a Penix is a word blending together two other words
skylerb97.bsky.social
Only thing Next was involved in that I like
skylerb97.bsky.social
No that's penis penix is a self contradictory statement
skylerb97.bsky.social
I was an adult before I really focused on how morbid that song is. Lol
getthebagcoach.bsky.social
Jaheim made a song saying “Just in case he gets killed while he goes out with his friends that his lady should give him some 🐱”…. It was on the Billboard Charts
skylerb97.bsky.social
I don't think anybody who's ever followed me on here or Twitter has found me attractive so I imagine zero. Lol
hanginwitcoop.blacksky.app
How many ppl on your skyline would be hurt if you came out with your new BF/GF? Lol
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haking.blacksky.app
Because when this is taught in schools they use fiction. 🙃
seauxcocoa.bsky.social
Yall didn't learn proper comparison & contrast, I see...
skylerb97.bsky.social
The Wire
barackomamba.bsky.social
What’s a popular show that you’ve never seen a minute of? Mine is The Real World
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moreandagain.social
🌈The more you fascism ✨
implausibleblog.bsky.social
BBC News explain that because of Brexit, Brits will be photographed and have their fingerprints taken when going into the EU, as the UK now is a third country

BBC News forget to explain that the UK helped create these rules when we were part of the EU because we wanted stronger border control
skylerb97.bsky.social
I just wish I had the money to subscribe to their Patreon but the Sunday episodes are still really great
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shovaughnistic.bsky.social
Not to drain the "fun" and engagement on here, but a lot of this shit is farming us for analytics. Why do we have to share our favorite songs, foods, and movies 20 times a week with a random spam account?
skylerb97.bsky.social
Glad we could show up for you.
skylerb97.bsky.social
I said I was gonna get back to blogging this year but the motivation to sit down and write long form just hasn't struck. I have ideas though, I'll just get to em next year
skylerb97.bsky.social
Imagine being too racist/genocidal for the architects of the Spanish Inquisition
olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
tlecaque.bsky.social
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.
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heyhassan.com
Going viral on Twitter after 2015 was nothing but problems. TRUST.
notalawyer.bsky.social
going viral here is worse than it used to be on twitter because half of the replies will just be pure pedantry
skylerb97.bsky.social
I'm pretty sure they were like premium cable channels
skylerb97.bsky.social
The cultural cache of anime has largely made people forget they were imperialist at one point
honesthoel.bsky.social
Aye man. Japan got the greatest PR team of all time.
skylerb97.bsky.social
True but one just feels significantly worse. Lol
skylerb97.bsky.social
But also the only thing I said on here that went viral was a joke about how it's obvious that Charles Schulz was depressed when you look at Charlie Brown, that's not really likely to cause an argument. lol
skylerb97.bsky.social
A mutual just said a similar thing last week on there and it didn't go well once it blew up. Lol
yeahroccsbykeagain.blacksky.app
I remember back when I was still on Twitter I said that hailing romantic love as the pinnacle of human interaction was what was fuckin us up and you would’ve thought I said desiring romantic love was a sin. They were PISSED that day.
skylerb97.bsky.social
Idk as somebody who it happened to on twitter like 16 times I still think having it happen over there is/was more annoying
notalawyer.bsky.social
going viral here is worse than it used to be on twitter because half of the replies will just be pure pedantry
skylerb97.bsky.social
Some white European was fed up I imagine
chaclo.blacksky.app
Unrelated but whoever came up with “cockamamie” was PISSED at the situation that led to that word 🤣🤣🤣🤣
essencesimmone.blacksky.app
And they get real mad when you defy whatever cockamamie standard they made up and men still like you