Drew
@slimmchillington.bsky.social
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Born in the 1900’s…
Social Worker…
A full-time futon philosopher.
Where the Golden Lions & Hogs are….
Socially antisocial…
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That’s why I had to get off dating apps. Dating apps will have the most ungodly looking men thinking they’d ever be able to have you.
Ugly men trying to shoot their shot with me feels like an attack on my person.
I used to thrive off Hot Pockets and Paul Masson in my 20s. If I ate one today my whole check engine light would come on
Men, if you ask a woman about her education and she mentions a degree(s), please, I beg, do not follow up with “Formal education isn’t even important anymore. You don’t really need school.”
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I call my friend to vent.
He gon text and say “I’m in court”
Ok well sir I need to speak to the judge lol someone will hear me vent today
He gon text and say “I’m in court”
Ok well sir I need to speak to the judge lol someone will hear me vent today
My boy had to be restrained at a Christmas party bc the work husband recited his wife’s coffee order from memory.
Ladies the love of your life is a Gemini man or a bald headed man.
Most hated characters in TV history… Who would you add?