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antony, sometimes fen | i'll think of something more interesting to put here eventually 32. he/they. ace. so very, very tired.

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 7d

it feels like the best possible argument against ditching bsky currently is that simply being here seems to wind up the people running it so badly

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 44m

Taste! And! Class!

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 1h

James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 3h

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 1h

(i figure it'll just be NOAH guys but also fuck you give me Fuda vs Kikuchi)

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 1h

washing the taste out of NJPW's Tag League out of my mouth by thinking about Fuda or U-T showing up in NOAH's Jr Grand Prix for some reason.

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 2h

i'm very past hoping for U-T to win anything, but if his singles match with Ben-K can please just get more than 5 minutes? that could be real neat

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 2h

They can keep the other guy, though.

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 2h

Ugh, can NJPW keep their gross little paws off of Dia (again) and Yoshioka? Hate it.

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 12h

i understand how you feel but you deserve this rad thing, my guy. i'm gonna be extra happy for you to balance it out 🫂

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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 21h

It's funny how banks have no problem with money if it comes from oppressing workers or destroying environments, but the line is: fraking adult games ☝️

Ana Valens | 🔞 | Comms Open @acvalens.net · 21h

Per Reddit: Steam adult developer in the UK is sitting on a USD equivalent of six figures, can’t find a bank to take his money because the developer creates adult games

www.reddit.com/r/UKPersonal...

r/UKPersonalFinance
3 hr. ago
Previous-Camera1641

I develop adult video games on Steam. I can't find a bank that will actually let me withdraw my money from Steam. Can I get some advice?
Game has sold quite well on Steam. I've got almost £90,000 ready to withdraw after Steam's cut + VAT taken off.

However, it's been 2 months now and I can't find ANY bank in the UK who will let me withdraw my money from Steam.

I've been banned/refused/unable to get a business account with:

Wise
Revolut
Monzo
Monese
Chase
Starling
Nationwide
Halifax
Barclays
Lloyds
RBS

It always comes down to, "Where did you get this money from?"

"It's coming from games I sell on Steam."

"Can we see the store page?"

"Sure."

"I'm sorry, we can't do business with you at this time."

It keeps coming down to a commercial decision purely because I make adult content.

What the hell am I supposed to do? I've pretty much exhausted the whole banking system. I just want to be able to be paid for products I've sold.

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 1d

inspiring 💗💖

LinkedIn post about how a guy got a job interview at Strava by running a route that spelled HIRE ME on the map

HIRE ME written on the map (looking more like HIRE NE tbh)

commenter asks if the guy got the job and OP says “I don't think so. But his effort got him noticed and a foot in the door when so many others didn't”

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anna 🫧🍧💿 @bastilas.bsky.social · 1d

sometimes I think about this

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onion person @junlper.beer · 23h

watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily

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matthew @pahuski.com · 1d

Happy Columbo’s Day

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 1d

taking time to focus on things is so six months ago

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 1d

save for just under half of one of the missions impossible, i don't think i've actually watched a film since like may

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 1d

Reading up on why various YouTubers stopped performing can be kind of a rollercoaster because it's like "said a slur", "said a slur", "lost contact while searching for a cave near Area 51 whose entrance allegedly emitted 'mysterious vibrations'; present whereabouts unknown", "said a slur".

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 1d

just a few days left until Junta Miyawaki's very good and full of sunshine happy cheerful sunshine day where nothing goes wrong at all

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · Jun 27

[after tracking you down ten years later for our fated duel i am once again dissapointed to learn that you gave up walking the path of vengeance and just pay brothel girls that kind of look like me to roleplay fucking you after destroying your village]

alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · Jun 27

[plants a sword in the ground in front of you after destroying your village] i like the look of hate in your eyes. take this and grow into a fine quarry for my hunt

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Melissa Sue Stanley 🌿✨🍄 IX Showcase, October @melissasuestanley.bsky.social · 8d

Years ago I went through a phase of putting chicken legs on ... stuff?
Everything I've ever made has always been a bit absurd and self-indulgent.

For example: here is a breakfast radish on legs, which I made of wool and wire.

Photo of an object in front of a plain white background. The object is a soft-sculpture made of wool. It's a breakfast radish in red and white with white roots growing out of the bottom and big leafy dark green leaves growing from the top. It's also in a bird pose and standing on two bright orange chicken legs. It's an odd animal.

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah it definitely is, it seems to play when the theme fades out regardless of where the theme is actually up to. It's a nice touch.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 1d

If this means I get to see Nishikawa hit the Space World then fuck yeah sign me up

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 2d

I think Nagano's has also gone tbf so might not be too much to read into there.

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 2d

Can't believe I might have to wait nearly two whole months now for the Junior heel turn. Give it to meeeeee.

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 2d

God yeah. And I've been desperate for U-T to have a chance to teach him all the llave knowledge he has, I know they'd be such a good paaair