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antony, sometimes fen | i'll think of something more interesting to put here eventually 32. he/they. ace. so very, very tired.

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 5d

it feels like the best possible argument against ditching bsky currently is that simply being here seems to wind up the people running it so badly

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 5m

i personally would have had Ryu Fuda hit his finisher on both Panthers at once, pin one on top of the other and leave with all of their titles, but that's why hiring me would infringe upon the non-euclidean Dragongate booking committee's "cowards only" policy

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 44m

Lovenpi Gianni is probably the closest I'm getting to Hyo and Jiro just bringing back Animal Japan with Valletta in there too, so I'll take that if it's going.

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 2h

Yoshiki Kato's first Dream Gate shot next year is gonna go crazy. Probably at Memorial or Champion Gate if either of those are still gonna be a thing.

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 2h

Hey so the Panther Brothers are pretty fucking neat

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 4h

The image is a picture of Brian saying "I hope I don't have a day" and in the background is the long day factory

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 4h

Don't get me wrong, it's better than the Zbrats theme but like. so is stapling my ears to the train tracks.

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 4h

Is it controversial to say I like the intro to the Gajadokuro theme but not anything after that

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Rachel @ Yosh-yeehaw Inamura @milkystar.bsky.social · 13h

Wrestling is the greatest thing in the entire world. #noah_ghc

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 15h

this is genuinely the one impact i think letterboxd might have on movie discourse, some list title is definitely ending up as an actual genre name eventually.

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 18h

important science has occurred

A screenshot of a tier list featuring the current (as of July 2025) Dragongate roster

S - My grandma probably met them before I did: Gianni Valletta, Dragon Dia, Ben-K, Don Fujii, Luis Mante, Masaaki Mochizuku, Strong Machine J, Ryo Saito, Jacky Kamei
A - am already making plans to introduce them to my grandma: Ryu Fuda, Yoshioka Yuki, Kzy, U-T, Hyo, Flamita, Daiki Yanagiuchu, Susumu Yokosuka, Dragon Kid, Kagetora, Ryoya Tanaka, Yosuke Santa Maria, Homare
B - would consider introducing them to my grandma when the time is right: BxB Hulk, ISHIN, Riiita, Yoshiki Kato, Genki Horiguchi
C - i guess i'll have to tell my grandma they exist eventually: Ho Ho Lun, La Estrella, Kenichiro Arai, Bendito, Jason Lee, Madoka Kikuta, Yamato, Shachihoko Boy, Monda Ryu, Takashi
D - please stay away from my family: Naruki Doi, Shun Skywalker, KAI, Mochizuki Junior, Kota Minoura, Punch Tominaga
??? - literally is my grandma: Ultimo Dragon, Yasushi Kanda, Akihiro Sahara

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19h

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

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Jazzy Oliver - Voice Actress @ladyjazzington.bsky.social · 1d

BUT HEY!

THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 1d

MatPat has been cast as Toy Bonnie in ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 19h

had to take a full two laps of my flat to come back down from reading this one

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heartbreakmosh - 13:49
Bisexual Icon Yoshyeehaw Inamura

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 19h

Junta-Hiromu is gonna cause me immense psychic damage (fond) but Kaito-Dempsey, Soya-Kikuchi and KENTA/Endo-Inamkura/Harlem should all be real fun. More MaruKen toooo

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 19h

oh the NOAH Korakuen card for Thursday ruuuules

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 20h

unfortunately i think junta miyawaki has ascended to the level of fav in my mind where on some level i'm just going to be anxious about him constantly forever. congratulations!!

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 22h

humanity has surpassed the need for the wrestler known as "Takashi"

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 22h

what a fuckin show. damn

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 22h

Oh Kenta-Inamura is going to be very silly and great. Masa will get them next time 😤😤😤😤😤

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 22h

Whew.

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 23h

locking in. goodbye

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 23h

God and now this. I am going to scream into a cushion.

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 23h

Don't like the people booing Junta but I'm sure noah will have been ready for it. This is fantastic though. Good good shit

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 23h

nothing has ever gone wrong in my life

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 23h

HHHHHHHHHHHHHH what a match im fine