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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · Oct 4

the start of basketball season will fix everything

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 12h

america needs a president who every time they go to make rice the rice cooker is half full of old crusted gross rice from a few nights ago and then they're like "i guess i don't really need rice..." and close it

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 16h

so true

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 16h

logging on

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 1d

like i cant tell if i have a kind of light sensitivity thats the inverse of how light sensitivity typically manifests or if its just another thing where my preferences are just hopelessly misaligned with the majority of people

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah thats what everyone else has. IM THE NORMAL ONE

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 1d

i realize im supposed to think the orange 2 watt bulb is comfy and relaxing. but like i. cant fucking see man! its all blurry shadows! this is good to you?

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 1d

i just feel like theres this baseline "what i perceive as a normal amount of light needed to comfortably perceive the world around me is near universally understood as harsh and uncomfortable by everyone else"

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 1d

it makes me feel so fucking nuts how dark everyone wants every room to be all the time. like to the point where i wonder if my eyes have like a fundamentally weaker "brightness setting" than everyone elses

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 1d

HOLD THE LINE EGGHEADS

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 3d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 1d

dream project would be a video with a bunch of person on the street interviews where they each say a "we need a president who..." tweet

Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 1d

long overdue for this frankly

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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 1d

We need a president who plays a song on repeat really loud and then runs outside to take a phone call and doesn’t come back as the song continues to play over and over again

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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not going to Mastodon lol. I would be better off carving my posts into a tree stump. Follow me at The Stump

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 1d

have only done two big drives through the "big west" but they really drove home how america is an otherworldly beautiful place thats been cursed by evil freaks

Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 1d

feel like the peace sign is so good as a lighter but cheekier middle finger variant

Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 1d

dream format

Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 1d

kid crying at christmas when they open a "darval" action figure from grandparents

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 1d

little league coach whos only advice is always to "be an animal out there"

Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 1d

ive maxed out the number of freaks i can keep track of. the human brain probably only evolved to keep track of like a dozen individual freaks tops

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 2d

its so fuckin funny

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 2d

and whats wrong with that?

Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2d

American whale draughtsmen seem entirely content with presenting the mechanical outline of things, such as the vacant profile of the whale

Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 2d

person who follows this account and gets obsessed with this weirdly lit gazebo they post every day and makes a thousand mile pilgrimage to it. couldnt be me...

Lake Erie! Live! @lake-erie.live · 2d

Current* conditions near Geneva, OH:

View looking NE from the Geneva-on-the-Lake Convention Center with Lake Erie in the distance. // Image captured at: 2025-10-10 06:54:14 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Geneva: 39.68 F | 4.27 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: SSE at 12.885 mph | 20.73 kph // Humidity: 92%

Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 2d

we watched 'the santa clause' a million times when i was a kid and one thing thats stuck with me is to say "there were dogs barking, guns going off..." to describe a general ruckus

Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 2d

yeah im so checked out i dont even read spoilers anymore but even ive heard its bad