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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 19h

@JulianKiani

I assume that a Columbus Day sale means I can just walk into into a store and take whatever I want.

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 9h

#satire

>>SATIRICAL NEWS

Trump Furious After Photo Captures His True Form

Trump Orders Photographer Executed

pic of trump with others and he has horns lit up behind him like a demon

Getty images
credit. JIM WATSON

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 10h

She knows what Baba is You is. I, on the other hand, have no idea what you are saying in 90% of your bio and or posts 🥰

Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 11h

My next door neighbors are away and they told me to pick the flowers from their roadside garden and so I did.

A blackberry marmalade jar with a blue label sits on a brown shelf and holds a bouquet of zinnias in shades of pinks and marigolds in shades of yellow and orange in front of a white wall.

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 12h

I know that's exactly how I feel.

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 12h

I'm glad you have such a firm grasp on Venezuelan politics, as well as historical American petroleum policies. We need more informed citizens like you.

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 12h

Well unfortunately we had to fix something expensive in the plumbing and all of our roof money went towards to fixing a menacing leak.

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 12h

One step forward two steps back we had to fix something expensive and all our roof money evaporated.

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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 14h

If you ever wanted to know what it looks like when a shit ton of bombs explode.

Tennessee found out this morning.

At least 19 people are missing after a weapons manufacturing plant exploded.

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 13h

www.cornellpress.cornell.edu/book/9781501...

Pranksters vs. Autocrats by Srdja Popovic and Sophia A. McClennen | eBook | Cornell University Press

The Lawrence and Lynne Brown Democracy Medal, presented by the McCourtney Institute for Democracy at Penn State, recognizes outstanding individuals, groups, and organizations that produce innovations....

www.cornellpress.cornell.edu

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 13h

It's a tried and true method and extremely effective
www.cornellpress.cornell.edu/book/9781501...

Pranksters vs. Autocrats by Srdja Popovic and Sophia A. McClennen | eBook | Cornell University Press

The Lawrence and Lynne Brown Democracy Medal, presented by the McCourtney Institute for Democracy at Penn State, recognizes outstanding individuals, groups, and organizations that produce innovations....

www.cornellpress.cornell.edu

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 14h

I like how it looks like a bunch of happy cartoon animals have chased the goons up a tree

Jason❌ @gizmosspace.bsky.social · 17h

This is awesome.

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MAKS 25 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 13h

👀 The Russians complained that payments to contract soldiers have been sharply reduced in the regions and that the resources of regional budgets have been exhausted

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 13h

Sorry that you are angry at a Nobel Peace Prize winner. Maybe next year you can take a stab at it yourself. Good luck friend.

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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 15h

Cheetos 🤭 #art #oilpainting

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 14h

What do you want us to say? What difference will it make? It will be eclipsed by tomorrow's news by morning

Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 14h

Where's a sharp shiv when you really need one. Smdh

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 14h

#qatar #satire

[pic of qatari air force office or pilot in front of a jet and there are other men looking at him]

breaking news: FOX VIEWERS REASSURED QATAR PLANES WILL ONLY BOMB STATES THAT VOTED FOR BIDEN

fox news alert

audience torn between distrust of arabs and deep hatred of people who have empathy

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Jim Daley @jimdaleywrites.bsky.social · 18h

I'm at the scene where ICE abducted multiple people from Lincoln and Foster this morning.

A WGN producer was among the people taken, allegedly because she was among a group of bystanders who tried to intervene. ICE agents hit this car while making their getaway.

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 14h

Can you entertain the possibility that these news outlets, as well as the news outlets that reported it locally, might be providing a biased account?

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 14h

Oh boy. Calm down. It's okay.

Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 14h

I can clearly see that a lot was lost in translation.

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 16h

That's not what she said.

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 16h

That's not what she said.

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 16h

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