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SOMEBODY WANTS EVERYBODY TO KNOW THAT SHE MAJORED IN DANCE AT THE ACADEMY
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If you rename the Department of Defense the Department of War, then bomb fishing boats in the Caribbean, and shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper bullet, you should automatically be barred from receiving the Nobel Peace Prize for the rest of your life.
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femlfm.bsky.social
I’m headed to my local ANTIFA headquarters for our weekly meeting. 📚🥂💙
smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social
You mean white men giving out a prize because they created a deadly weapon and feel bad about it isn't working out? Who knew?
smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social
Trump didn't "lose" The Nobel Peace Prize because he wasn't nominated for it.
smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social
I hope Venezuela hid all the boats. 😶‍🌫
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anneapplebaum.bsky.social
Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado, recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize - her incredible optimism has already changed her country. I spoke to her, and wrote about her, at the beginning of this year:
www.theatlantic.com/internationa...
The ‘Anthropological Change’ Happening in Venezuela
Maduro is still in place, but a pro-democracy movement is transforming the beleaguered country.
www.theatlantic.com
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lolennui.bsky.social
congress should all have to wear one big t-shirt together until there’s a deal
smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social
This also describes Maduro, the current dictator in Venezuela. They all look alike.
smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social
Who else was aware that applications deadline for the Nobel Peace Prize is in January? All that jabber flapping was agitprop. #january #nobelpeaceprize #venezuela
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brat2381.bsky.social
I don’t know if y’all can tell or not but AG Letitia James is pissed😂😬

Baaaaaaaaby do these people know state crimes can’t be pardoned by the President?
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drdind.bsky.social
🧵This post could also be a basis for dismissing the case against Letitia James and any effor against Adam Schiff.

The post "order[ed] Attorney General Pam Bondi to make haste in prosecuting Comey and other MAGA enemies, i.e., Senator Adam Schiff and New York Attorney General Letitia James."
larrytenney.bsky.social
What a dumb ass: Trump meant to DM Pam Bondi when he mistakenly ordered her to prosecute his enemies via public tweet

China, Iran, Russia: If you're listening, Trump is using Twitter DMs to communicate with Cabinet officials

newrepublic.com/post/201529/...
Trump Accidentally Posted Message That Could Destroy Entire Comey Case
It turns out Donald Trump didn’t mean to make that Truth Social post public after all.
newrepublic.com
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dcombes.bsky.social
‼️NYC EMERGENCY RALLY ‼️
HANDS OFF LETITIA JAMES

TODAY, Friday, October 10th
5:30 PM, Foley Square, NYC

On October 9th, Attorney General Tish James was indicted by a prosecutor handpicked by Trump. New York will fight back.
#Pinks

www.mobilize.us/ny-wfp/event...
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cola.baby
Why does everyone love Cam Skattebo?
Family Guy skin tone meme. Hand in foreground holding chart with light and darker skin tones. 

Note next to light tones= Exuberant, infectious personality 

Note for darker tones = Showboat, arrogant, selfish

Graphic of Can Skattebo dieting in a car
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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
The Nobel Peace Prize is rigged against men who express their leadership thru armed occupation and masked thugs
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smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social
The applications closed in January. There was never a chance the orange one would win. His jabberflapping about being a candidate has always been agitprop.
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
You know what it is, the mind yearning to commune with the night and knowing not to say day things like talking to ambience solves nothing let's fuck up afternoons
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dankaszeta.bsky.social
Use only water or fresh air on tear gas or pepper spray.

No milk, vinegar, antacids, urine, etc. and especially not in eye.

Thank me later,

An actual expert