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Callie

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New twitter same me 🦖 Maybe she’s BARN with it 🐅🦅

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Callie @soaucal.bsky.social · Nov 22

*cracks open a fresh bottle of ibuprofen*

HELL YEAH YALL WE MADE IT TO THE WEEKEND

//plans on going to bed at 8pm cst

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Callie @soaucal.bsky.social · 10h

This exchange made me snort laugh

Callie @soaucal.bsky.social · 11h

It’s amazing how each one is so horrifically wrong in differing ways

Callie @soaucal.bsky.social · 13h

PRAISE BE

Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 13h

SOURCE: UAB has fired head coach Trent Dilfer, @theathletic.com has learned.

UAB is 2-4 this year. Dilfer went 9-21 in three seasons.

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Callie @soaucal.bsky.social · 19h

Seeing everyone else get what I want

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19h

they've still got time to turn things around before conference play (their two games against Washington State)

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19h

Trent Bray is out at Oregon State

Pete Thamel & @PeteThamel
Sources: Oregon State has fired Trent Bray after an 0-7 start.
10:51 AM • 10/12/25 • 5.7K Views

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Callie @soaucal.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a red shirt says " don t you put that evil on me "

ALT: a man in a red shirt says " don t you put that evil on me "

media.tenor.com

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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 1d

THROWIN BOWS AFTER DARK 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 1d

whoa DADDY

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Callie @soaucal.bsky.social · 1d

It feels like a very specific purgatory we’ve found ourselves in 😭

Callie @soaucal.bsky.social · 1d

We will just need to end the program at that point

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Callie @soaucal.bsky.social · 1d

Anyways, how’s everyone else’s evening? 🙃

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Callie @soaucal.bsky.social · 1d

IM SO GLAD WE FINALLY RETIRED CAM’S NUMBER

NOW FIRE THIS SORRY ASS BITCH COACH INTO THE SUN

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS SAME PATHETIC SHIT

HE NEVER SHOULDVE BEEN HIRED AND ALL OF US WITH A DAMN BRAIN KNEW IT AND SHOUTED IT AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS AND ITS NOT EVEN FUN BEING RIGHT BC THIS SUCKS

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 2d

a new gender emerges

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Coastsider @bglazebrook26.bsky.social · 2d

This is one of the funniest bits from that ESPN article. This would annoy the shit out of me as well.

Quote from ESPN article -
RB Dante Miller:

"I've never seen [some]one chew seeds louder. He eats loud. He does everything loud. It's quiet [in the meeting room] and he's munching on seeds and I'm like, this is not normal.

"What's a crazy cartoon character? That's a very, very good comparison. Like the Tasmanian Devil. I like that. But he chews his seeds very loud."

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 2d

If I live to 106 I hope at the end it's just me getting wheeled to games and hoping I can stay awake through them.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 3d

Welcome to…. Jurassic Park Louisiana.

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 3d

Putting this on my vision board for how I want to age.

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Callie @soaucal.bsky.social · 3d

😂😂 apparently 🦫

Callie @soaucal.bsky.social · 3d

Y’all wish you knew romance like this

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 4d

Pouring one out for Joe Davis who has to say the name Schlittler on air for a national audience 400 times tonight. 🫡

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 4d

The most stunning thing about Belichick's career collapsing and his reputation for anyone under 25 being recast as "horny old dude flaming out in six weeks at North Carolina" is that the football team that made the best decision to keep itself clean throughout this saga was the Atlanta Falcons

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Callie @soaucal.bsky.social · 4d

Fucking shit show my lord

Ollie Connolly @ollieconnolly.bsky.social · 4d

Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media