Callie
@soaucal.bsky.social
New twitter same me 🦖
Maybe she’s BARN with it 🐅🦅
Maybe she’s BARN with it 🐅🦅
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Callie
@soaucal.bsky.social
· Nov 22
*cracks open a fresh bottle of ibuprofen*
HELL YEAH YALL WE MADE IT TO THE WEEKEND
//plans on going to bed at 8pm cst
HELL YEAH YALL WE MADE IT TO THE WEEKEND
//plans on going to bed at 8pm cst
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NO RAISIN NOVEMBER
Before you put raisins in anything tomorrow, just don’t.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
NO RAISIN NOVEMBER
I honestly became friends with @mattscalici.bsky.social at our mutual pals’ tailgate before multiple iron bowls, & I love the memories so much, bc it became our running joke of “if Matt’s in AU covering the IB, we are def gonna win.” 😂
This is perfect. WAR DAMN SCAMLICI!🫶 www.al.com/ironbowl/202...
This is perfect. WAR DAMN SCAMLICI!🫶 www.al.com/ironbowl/202...
Jordan-Hare Stadium is a portal to Hell
Mock it, doubt it, dismiss it. The Portal to Hell will open all the same.
www.al.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I honestly became friends with @mattscalici.bsky.social at our mutual pals’ tailgate before multiple iron bowls, & I love the memories so much, bc it became our running joke of “if Matt’s in AU covering the IB, we are def gonna win.” 😂
This is perfect. WAR DAMN SCAMLICI!🫶 www.al.com/ironbowl/202...
This is perfect. WAR DAMN SCAMLICI!🫶 www.al.com/ironbowl/202...
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TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
December 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
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Cam Newton being benched for a dress code violation for a series and then Derek Anderson throwing an interception on the first play is my Roman Empire
Disciplining players for one series is a hilarious NFL tradition.
We mean business! But we really need you guys, cool?
We mean business! But we really need you guys, cool?
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Cam Newton being benched for a dress code violation for a series and then Derek Anderson throwing an interception on the first play is my Roman Empire
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Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
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7>3 Leading the game is overrated
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
7>3 Leading the game is overrated
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excellent cup snake in Bozeman
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
excellent cup snake in Bozeman
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I love that half the hurdle attempts in football are basically a flying kick to the chest of the defender
September 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I love that half the hurdle attempts in football are basically a flying kick to the chest of the defender
I looked nice recently for date night, let it be known 💁🏼♀️
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I looked nice recently for date night, let it be known 💁🏼♀️
The saddest cocks you’ll ever see
November 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The saddest cocks you’ll ever see
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FAM I HAVE AN EASTERN PHOEBE IM SO EXCITED!!!!
He’s so cute! Hopefully he likes the suet and mealworms ☺️
He’s so cute! Hopefully he likes the suet and mealworms ☺️
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
FAM I HAVE AN EASTERN PHOEBE IM SO EXCITED!!!!
He’s so cute! Hopefully he likes the suet and mealworms ☺️
He’s so cute! Hopefully he likes the suet and mealworms ☺️
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Happy Friday to you guys
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Happy Friday to you guys
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And there are SO many more than you‘d think
There are still Paterno truthers out there and personally I think they should be mocked forever
The Paterno Riots were so bad. And sad. And also gave us this.
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
And there are SO many more than you‘d think
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Can I tell you about somebody else divine who got rebooted
Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with funding from Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey.
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Can I tell you about somebody else divine who got rebooted
I remain winless when it comes to not ugly crying on senior nights. 😭😭
What a special crew. I feel so fortunate to have gotten to see these amazing ladies play so much in person. And they still have everything to play for!
So proud. War Damn AU Volleyball always. Onwards!🧡💙🏐🐅
What a special crew. I feel so fortunate to have gotten to see these amazing ladies play so much in person. And they still have everything to play for!
So proud. War Damn AU Volleyball always. Onwards!🧡💙🏐🐅
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I remain winless when it comes to not ugly crying on senior nights. 😭😭
What a special crew. I feel so fortunate to have gotten to see these amazing ladies play so much in person. And they still have everything to play for!
So proud. War Damn AU Volleyball always. Onwards!🧡💙🏐🐅
What a special crew. I feel so fortunate to have gotten to see these amazing ladies play so much in person. And they still have everything to play for!
So proud. War Damn AU Volleyball always. Onwards!🧡💙🏐🐅
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"That ugly ass baby"
Charles Barkley roasts the Pelicans' King Cake Baby
Charles Barkley roasts the Pelicans' King Cake Baby
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
"That ugly ass baby"
Charles Barkley roasts the Pelicans' King Cake Baby
Charles Barkley roasts the Pelicans' King Cake Baby
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I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
![A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below:
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD?
What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean:
brb = bell rang bro
rofl = rang out for lost (crew)
bff = big freakin' freigher
lol = Load of Ore on the Lake
smh = shift minutes to hours
glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter
tbh = taconite be haulin'
stfu = steer the freighter upwind
tfw = that freakin' witch (of November)
asl = a ship lost
gg = Gitche Gumee
idc = immoderate deadweight capacity
btw = beneath the waves
afk = a freighter kaput
hbd = hauler's beacon down
ily = iron load yonder
jk = just [24] kilometers
lmao = lost my abyssal ore
nbd = north bound draft
glhf = good lord, hold flooding
omg = obliteratingly massive gales
tmi = too much iron
wtf = White Fish (Bay)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ccm7gttkbfs2eyyrlpshmeun/bafkreib6ughtj23oqdskaisavrueyn6fijujbp2e663h6p6ukx74lbibyu@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
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The falcons fans on my feed every Sunday
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Young New York Jets Fan Really Hates His Team
YouTube video by MoneybaggShawdy
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November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The falcons fans on my feed every Sunday
youtube.com/shorts/ZMWhk...
youtube.com/shorts/ZMWhk...
“Would you still love me if I had predator face?”
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“Would you still love me if I had predator face?”