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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu)

@soundwave187.bsky.social

2.2K followers 650 following 28K posts

I'm a GODDAMN cartoon, ok‽ I have no money. I play the piano. Love to Make Posts Online With Friends. I'm a spooky ghost & I haunt this profile. Hope that helps. Also, I'm not a bird. Just look like one. Call me Lulu.

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · Nov 27

This rimshot is here if anyone needs it.
🥁🥁🐍

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 5h

If you are reading this, you're in the splash zone.

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 5h

From now on this is who is you is.

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 5h

It's like stumbling on ancient ruins in your backyard when you decided it was finally time to get rid of the stump.

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 5h

THEY TURNED THE FUCKING FROGS ANTIFA!

this been done yet?

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 5h

I think I made it to OP twice, & you've seen how many of these dumb shits I do. I assume I'm blocked by many a lists.

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 5h

Sorry, Little Caesar cheese steak puffs commercial. I don't believe the people in that car are friends or even know each other's names for that matter. It's so unconvincing, you don't even notice it's also a commercial for Pepsi.

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 6h

I go with it started with a user who people have blocked or has blocked users & it gets around enough to break out of the friend skircle, so you end up with a dead end that's a block. I see it as a game. How far on the chain back do I have to go before I hit ⓘ Blocked. 100 points if I make it to OP.

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That Iowa Ginger @thatiowaginger.bsky.social · 10h

Things are hard. I'm sharing this starter pack I made of accounts with cats with food names. Because that's the legacy I want to leave.

go.bsky.app/8giLjX5

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 6h

Ok ok ok... here's a tough one. Would you rather be alone in hell with Satan or a man?

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 6h

"The monster mash" is code for banging cryptids.

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 6h

I used to work where I interacted with children a lot & a lot of them asked me very concerned, "Is Jared Leto real?" & I always tell them no because I'm not a piece of shit.

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 6h

Insane Cake Pilots

TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 10h

Mash up bands:

Smashing Heads

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 13h

Mash up bands:

Van Fighters

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 6h

Wow... people actually care who Justin Trudeau is dating?

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 6h

Jamming to your jelly as you jell with my jamming.

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 6h

I know it's the last thing we need, but I may have accidentally made every bird that mocks things evil & has the taste for human flesh & blood. So, any random sound can mean you're in danger. Long story short, monkey paw.

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Joe Colorado @colofightsback.bsky.social · 9h

First we were gay crybaby snowflakes, now we’re dangerous violent murderers.

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 6h

This is why I feel you should go back to public displays of stabbings & the like. I think it really sends the message home.

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Crown Prince of Stankonia @cpofstankonia.bsky.social · 10h

The #1 trusted comforter of the 90s 😂😂

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 13h

when a woman says "i hate men", i think "oh no, a man did something horrible to her"

when a man says "i hate women", i think "oh no, he's going to do something horrible to a woman"

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 7h

A minute long commercial for a drug:
It stops the phantom phone vibration on your leg & we gave that feeling an 8 syllable name. Side effects include...

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 7h

I got a high horse because of the weed.

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Nikki M @humansunflower93.bsky.social · 9h

If you take two steps that way and turn left, you can get the fuck out my face.

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 7h

A shrimp appetizer AND shrimp main course? Well, that's one thing wrong.

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 7h

From now on, if people ask what my recent is, I'm gonna say Cinnaman.

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 7h

Ask me ghost questions & I'll ghost answer. Possibly also with bird questions & answers.