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Sparkly Mince Pie @sparklymincepie.bsky.social · 1h

It doesn’t!

Sparkly Mince Pie @sparklymincepie.bsky.social · 2h

I am Rebecca, Witch of my heart. Fear me because I have no faith in you.

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Sparkly Mince Pie @sparklymincepie.bsky.social · 2h

It took me longer than it should have to work out where those photos were taken.

Sparkly Mince Pie @sparklymincepie.bsky.social · 2h

As their lawyer, I can confirm that they have nothing to say and will be answering no questions.

Sparkly Mince Pie @sparklymincepie.bsky.social · 3h

People are ridiculing this but it’s not the only bathroom and I would kill for this flat - that terrace is incredible. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Check out this 3 bedroom flat for sale on Rightmove

3 bedroom flat for sale in Dolphin House, Smugglers Way, London, SW18 for £1,750,000. Marketed by Knight Frank, Battersea

www.rightmove.co.uk

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Sparkly Mince Pie @sparklymincepie.bsky.social · 4h

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Salmon.

Bicycle Thieves.

Life.

Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social · 4h

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Red meat - work experience in a food tech lab taking swabs in an abattoir put pay to that.

Top Gun - Honestly, Tom Cruise gives me the ick.

Mr Brightside - Shouty mindpiss.

Danie Ware @danacea.bsky.social · 4h

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Avocado (with or without the toast) 🤢

Event Horizon (watched it once, scared the ABSOLUTE living shit out of me)

The fucking Macarena (and the dance that goes with)

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Sparkly Mince Pie @sparklymincepie.bsky.social · 7h

Got stuck on the last two for ages because 7 of them are films and 3 of those films are from 2013!

Sparkly Mince Pie @sparklymincepie.bsky.social · 7h

Connections
Puzzle #855
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Sparkly Mince Pie @sparklymincepie.bsky.social · 7h

Wordle 1,577 5/6

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Sparkly Mince Pie @sparklymincepie.bsky.social · 8h

And you can’t wash your hands in a buffalo

Sparkly Mince Pie @sparklymincepie.bsky.social · 8h

They might look genteel, but they will fuck you up if you look too hard.

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Sparkly Mince Pie @sparklymincepie.bsky.social · 1d

Strands #588
“Follow suit”
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Sparkly Mince Pie @sparklymincepie.bsky.social · 1d

I’d say ‘Emasculator’, but that’s really more of a hobby.

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Sparkly Mince Pie @sparklymincepie.bsky.social · 1d

LOOK, IF IT SUPPORTS THE NARRATIVE I FOLLOW THEN IM BELIEVING EVERYTHING I SEE, NO MATTER HOW MANY ARMS IT’S GOT

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Sparkly Mince Pie @sparklymincepie.bsky.social · 1d

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“Refused the duty solicitor”

SpookyPinky 🎃👻🦇 @sminkypinky.bsky.social · 1d

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"DHL didn't show up"

children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 1d

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"Beeeeep, Beeeeep, Beep Beep."

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Sparkly Mince Pie @sparklymincepie.bsky.social · 1d

Is he blind and deaf or does the stick mean something else in Brazil?

Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 1d

Mr Brazil starts us off inoffensively enough with a fairly boring suit but my goodness he's selling it with that walk. He does get a bonus point for the suit clearly fitting though, because as you will see that is not always a given...