S.P.E.W.E.Y.
@spewey.bsky.social
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Special Person Entering the World, Egg Yolks Projectile vomit specialist Self-saucing Yeah, I've beaten up E.T. I spew on all MAGA
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joelcardwell.bsky.social
Even better than the real thing.
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iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social
Man escapes ICE while handcuffed, bystanders use pliers to free him.
Salt Lake City, UT
spewey.bsky.social
K car economy in Michigan
spewey.bsky.social
Time to ban neckginas
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It'll be a banger 🌽🚜🪕
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I'm feeling the desperate need to spew on somebody, Quick, someone find Krusty Gnome.
spewey.bsky.social
Did Bibi ever say thank you?
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kurtandersen.bsky.social
Most Republicans in Congress voted against Medicare when it was passed in 1965. By 1980 Reagan and the GOP understood that everyone loved and wanted it. But today, 15+ years after the Affordable Care Act, Republicans want to double premiums for 22 million people of all ages. Cruel, but also DUMB.
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Negotiations with Mumps and Rubella are still ongoing.
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
"A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA, and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets."
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nothoodlum.bsky.social
NEW: Fat Satan appoints Lauren Boebert ambassador to Idaho.
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kyleian.cool
me looking at that one hoodie as soon as it starts getting cold
spewey.bsky.social
Take my beloved Tigers gear off you loser, we disown you!
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He's mad because they all refer to him as Gramps
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Diary - The Battle of Portland, Day 7

Dearest Sarah

Shortages of organic honey & locally raised, pesticide free produce have reared their ugly head. A customer ahead of me grabbed the last jar of artisanal, small batch raspberry jam. But with faith and fortitude, we shall pull through.

Jacob
spewey.bsky.social
Melania really doesn't care about the Nobel, but proposes awarding this to Mushroom 45/47 instead.
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gbrockell.bsky.social
NEW: The private jet that flew 10 shackled migrants to an Eswatini prison last weekend is owned by Israeli-American billionaires with close ties to Trump.

It’s oligarchs all the way down.

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