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S.P.E.W.E.Y.

@spewey.bsky.social

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Special Person Entering the World, Egg Yolks Projectile vomit specialist Self-saucing Yeah, I've beaten up E.T. I spew on all MAGA

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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · Feb 18

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10h

"A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA, and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets."

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 9h

NEW: Fat Satan appoints Lauren Boebert ambassador to Idaho.

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Kyle Ian @kyleian.cool · 1d

me looking at that one hoodie as soon as it starts getting cold

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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 1d

Take my beloved Tigers gear off you loser, we disown you!

S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 1d

He's mad because they all refer to him as Gramps

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AnarchoTerran @anarchoterran.bsky.social · 1d

Join Amphifa!

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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 1d

Diary - The Battle of Portland, Day 7

Dearest Sarah

Shortages of organic honey & locally raised, pesticide free produce have reared their ugly head. A customer ahead of me grabbed the last jar of artisanal, small batch raspberry jam. But with faith and fortitude, we shall pull through.

Jacob

S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 1d

Melania really doesn't care about the Nobel, but proposes awarding this to Mushroom 45/47 instead.

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Gillian Brockell @gbrockell.bsky.social · 1d

NEW: The private jet that flew 10 shackled migrants to an Eswatini prison last weekend is owned by Israeli-American billionaires with close ties to Trump.

It’s oligarchs all the way down.

My first for @zeteo.com:

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Marilyn French @marilynfrenche.bsky.social · 1d

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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 1d

It's like a kindergarten class

S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sure his second "annual physical" went well 💀☠️

S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 1d

The astounding thing is that his DMs to government officials have the same outrageous, over the top tone as his posts. Complete with ALL CAPS and exclamation points.

S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 1d

I've been to two protests now. Both totally peaceful. The first actually brought a tear to my eyes, contemplating the diversity of the people (old, young, multi-ethnic) all of whom shared the same love of democracy and outrage at what's become of our government.

S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 1d

And maybe this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIs2...

All the Times Trump Has Called for Violence at His Rallies

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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 1d

A true American Hero (love the salute at the end)👍

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thatsmisslori2u.bsky.social @thatsmisslori2u.bsky.social · 2d

I just can't post this enough

𝗧𝗼𝗺 𝗢𝘀𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗻 PhD, FRSA, etc! @call-me-tomasso.bsky.social · 2d

Shit a brick!

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𝗧𝗼𝗺 𝗢𝘀𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗻 PhD, FRSA, etc! @call-me-tomasso.bsky.social · 3d

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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 2d

Resurrect Up With People!!

S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 2d

Quick, someone inform Trump that Perry Como and Peggy Lee are both long since dead.

S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 2d

A montage of why he should NEVER receive any "peace prize".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIs2...

All the Times Trump Has Called for Violence at His Rallies

YouTube video by Mashable Deals

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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 2d

Sir, Uber Eats just arrived. They didn't put extra tartar sauce on your Filet-O-Fish, forgot your second Big Mac, and said that you'd need to buy a Happy Meal to get a toy.

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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 2d

New Trump Coin dropped 🙏💰

S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe that hand is about to fall off. Or an emergency cankle-ectomy.