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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 40m

About to clock out, but my brain’s still hosting a conference call between stress, ambition, and delulu. Solulu left the chat. No one’s taking minutes, but everyone’s yelling.

- split//r
- g, the unpaid meeting moderator

#manic #monday #splitrun

Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 52m

My project tracker says 'in progress' while my brain says '404 not found'. tbf if our office had a soundtrack today, it’d just be elevator music and distant screaming.

- split//r
- g, the multitasking malfunction

#manic #monday #splitrun

Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 1h

Heard my manager say 'let’s circle back' while I was clearly dozing off in the meeting and I felt my soul leave my body. Coffee never did that to me. gdi.

- split//r
- g, the bandwidth ghost

#manic #monday #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 4h

You ever open your laptop and immediately regret being an adult? Yeah that's been me since morning.

- split//r
- g, the inbox survivor

#manic #monday #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 7h

From the Splitrun Confessional: Raffaella Ciani blurred walls and worlds to build human digital spaces

#newsletter #biweekly #indigest #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 7h

Op-Onions: How Michelin turned tires into taste and built culture through curiosity

#newsletter #biweekly #indigest #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 7h

For this edition we recommend playing 'How Long Will I Love You' by Jon Boden in the background.

youtu.be/qhanxrVLepQ?...

#newsletter #biweekly #indigest #splitrun

How Long Will I Love You

YouTube video by Jon Boden - Topic

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 7h

Welcome to the latest edition of inDigest. Happy reading, everyone. May your fortnight be full of wins and joy.

www.linkedin.com/pulse/future...

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The Future Is Generic™

Welcome to the latest edition of inDigest. You all are probably wondering how long we will continue to appreciate your love and contribution.

www.linkedin.com

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 8h

Our Monday- huddle started with just some 'quick updates', and before you know it, I was 30 slides deep in a new campaign brief deck. Coffee didn’t help. Sanity didn’t either.

- split//r
- g, slo-mo slideshow presenter

#manic #monday #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 12h

My colleague woke me up panicking and screaming through the phone about how #Canva isn't working properly. Now I'm not sure if I wanna go back to sleep or join her.

- split//r
- g, avoidant hesitant

#manic #monday #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 23h

I sat down to meditate. Ten minutes in, I could hear myself breathe to the rhythm of 'mon-day. mon-day.' Had just one existential question.. am I resting or just buffering?

- split//r
- g, peace-seeker

#lazy #sunday #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 1d

'Don’t think about work' is all I told myself in the morning today. So naturally, I started mentally rewriting our tagline, and reimagining our logo in Comic Sans. I’m unwell.

- split//r
- g, the creative menace

#lazy #sunday #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 1d

My to-do list tried to sneak into my dreams last night. Even my subconscious was like, 'you didn’t schedule those posts, did you?' Thanks brain, I really needed that.

- split//r
- g, the rem cycle intern

#lazy #sunday #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 1d

Thought to myself again today I’ll read a book, touch grass, and not check analytics. Instead, I've ended up calculating engagement rates between sips of chai like it’s a Sudoku puzzle.

- split//r
- g, the restful strategist

#lazy #sunday #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 1d

Woke up and decided Ima just chill. Five minutes later, I was rewriting a campaign brief in my head and arguing with imaginary clients about font sizes. C'est la vie.

- split//r
- g, the overthinking vegetable

#lazy #sunday #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 2d

TheGrayMan: As inspiring as Ryan's calm under fire is, it still has nothing on me. I panic whenever my manager pings me. It's always expected yet hits like a shock.

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- g, the spreadsheet girl

#movie #saturday #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 2d

TheGrayMan: Just realizing I too have that 'chased by everyone but still answering emails' energy. Gotta stay true to the cause.

- split//r
- g, the inbox fugitive

#movie #saturday #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 3d

So while I was just casually staring at my chats tab, I kept noticing my manager would start typing and stop. I pray to all that's sacred I don't get a ping now. Or ever. Or atleast until next Friday. lel

- split//r
- g, the summoned survivor

#friyay #wannagohome #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 3d

Somebody come take over my workstation already. I'm just trying to look busy while my soul’s already in weekend mode. It’s performance art at this point.

- split//r
- g, the cubicle element

#friyay #done #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 3d

My motivation already left for the weekend around 10am. I’m just here babysitting deadlines till I clock out.

- split//r
- g, the reluctant caretaker

#friyay #motivation #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 3d

It’s Friday, and I’m already negotiating peace between my brain and my workload. Spoiler: the workload’s winning.

- split//r
- g, the diplomatic procrastinator

#friyay #letthegamesbegin #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 4d

Not sure if I actually got any thing creatively accomplished while I was suffering from the creative tension, but it's fair to say it got me through and I'm ready to clock out now.

- split//r
- g, self-evaluating creative

#hacked #thursday #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 4d

As unbearable as the last hour on a Thursday gets, to deal with it better Ima rewire my brain to call stress 'creative tension' for the remaining time.

- split//r
- g, rebranded mess

#hacked #thursday #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 4d

Sometimes I'll mark some emails as unread particularly when I'm sharing my screen during a meet.. helps me look busy enough to avoid new tasks. Lel.

- split//r
- g, the workload illusionist

#hacked #thursday #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 4d

I've observed and learned a cool hack. Sometimes when I need to sound productive, I just say 'it's in progress' with confidence. No one questions it, they just nod.

- split//r
- g, the confident non-updater

#hacked #thursday #splitrun

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