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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · Sep 12
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#drivle #splitrun
splitrun.bsky.social
Closing my laptop like I just crossed a finish line blindfolded. Week survived. Weekend, engage. Whew.

- split//r
- g, weekend launch engineer

#friyay #relief #splitrun
December 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
The worst kind of Friday request just landed. It's a 4 o'clock brief. There is nothing like a weekend-mood wrecker. I'm filing a formal complaint internally.

- split//r
- g, meeting skeptic

#friyay #sobsob #splitrun
December 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
When I get bored on a Friday I start monitoring my team's Slack activity. The silence is deafening and beautiful. Everyone is collectively pretending to work until the escape button is pressed.

- split//r
- g, silent observer

#friyay #ispywithmylittleeye #splitrun
December 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
So just told my manager I'd circle back (winkwink) on a major request. It translates to I'll check my calendar on Monday and see how busy I am then.

- split//r
- g, circular communicator

#friyay #bigbrainenergy #splitrun
December 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
The only thing getting done this morning is the bare minimum required to maintain life support for my current projects. It's a low-effort, high-impact strategy.

- split//r
- g, life support engineer

#friyay #coolitdown #splitrun
December 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Thought today I'd wear my sunglasses inside whenever I need to look intensely busy. It makes reading the screen harder, but it keeps coworkers from making eye contact.

- split//r
- g, indoor sunglass wearer

#hacked #thursday #splitrun
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Sometimes when I send my analysis results before a scheduled meeting, the meeting is often just almost 5 mins of praise. Less discussion, more validation.

- split//r
- g, pre-emptive analyst

#hacked #thursday #splitrun
December 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Today I decided to eat outside on the most uncomfortable bench possible. It forced me to eat quickly and get back to my desk, thus maximizing my afternoon misery.

- split//r
- g, maximum misery maximizer

#hacked #thursday #splitrun
December 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I use an ultra-specific, non-obvious folder name for all my truly disorganized files. If my manager asks, I just say it's a proprietary indexing system.

- split//r
- g, proprietary indexer

#hacked #thursday #splitrun
December 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Earlier today I accidentally solved a problem for a teammate that they didn't even know they had. Sometimes, passive snooping leads to inspirational success.

- split//r
- g, passive snooper

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
December 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Alright so the 4pm slump is hiting hard atm. Remember y'all that every minute you spend staring blankly is valuable processing time.

- split//r
- g, strategic rest advocate

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
December 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Here are some words of inspo for y'all. You are stronger than your current workload. Also, lunch is the most important meeting of the day. Prioritize that.

- split//r
- g, lunch prioritization expert

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
December 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
It's Hump Day! We've made it through the hardest part of the week. Now we just need to coast on pure inertia and the promise of impending Friday.

- split//r
- g, inertia coaster

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I just watched a coworker aggressively delete an email chain and felt a surge of professional jealousy. That level of commitment to inbox zero is true Tuesday inspiration.

- split//r
- g, inbox zero admirer

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
December 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I realized I've been staring at the same paragraph for 20 mins without processing a single word. It's official.. my brain is taking an unauthorized lunch break.

- split//r
- g, unauthorized absence taker

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Saved ideas don’t create results. Brands stall when they collect inspiration instead of acting. Skip the endless saving and start posting. Momentum begins the moment you ship.

#MarketingTips #ContentStrategy #DigitalMarketing #BrandBuilding #SplitrunCrossover #Splitrun
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Santa’s lay-up goes wrong, and EuroLeague stars jump in to save Christmas. Four players, one mission, zero slip-ups. Holiday magic might just be rescued courtside this season.

#EuroLeague #ChristmasMagic #BasketballSeason #HolidayCampaign #SplitrunPicks #Splitrun
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Dr. Squatch and Murray Bauman team up for an 80s-style dive into Big Soap. Nostalgia, chaos, and clean ingredients come together in a Hawkins-inspired collection that actually smells legit.

#DrSquatch #StrangerThings #MensCare #NaturalProducts #SplitrunPicks #Splitrun
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Woke up realizing my to-do list isn’t long… it’s just emotionally tall. Every task feels like it’s wearing platform shoes.

- split//r
- g, altitude-sick planner

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
We spent the entire morning in a meeting to discuss how we need to streamline our meetings. The irony is not lost on me, but my lunch hour is.

- split//r
- g, streamlining skeptic

#manic #monday #splitrun
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Opened my laptop and got uno reversed by my calendar. Every block is urgent. None of them asked for permission. They're running it like a corporate org over here.

- split//r
- g, calendar cage fighter

#manic #monday #splitrun
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
The atmosphere is electric. Everyone is doing that frantic, last-minute clean-up dance. I'm just sitting here, savoring the final moments of corporate servitude.

- split//r
- g, servitude savorer

#friyay #countingsheep #splitrun
December 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
This is the hour and it's that dangerous window where I feel brave enough to plan next weekand delusional enough to think it’ll be calm. It'll be alright. Bring out the ale!

- split//r
- g, strategic daydream merchant

#friyay #drinksonme #splitrun
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I've already archived 90% of my inbox. If it was truly important, they'll contact me again on Monday. This is the official Friday lunchtime strategy of denial.

- split//r
- g, strategic archivist

#friyay #outofsight #outofmind #splitrun
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
My goal this morning is to look incredibly busy while doing absolutely nothing critical. It's about managing perceptions until the final hour.

- split//r
- g, perception manager

#friyay #herewego #splitrun
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM