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I’ve replaced my kpi's with bowls of soup. Oh I do love soup a lot. Anyway... the only output I’m generating for the next 12hrs is body heat. See you on the other side of this fever.

- split//r
- g, soup-powered engine

#hacked #thursday #splitrun
February 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
When your voice sounds like a blender full of gravel, the mute button becomes your best friend. I’ve been hacking most of my meetings today by aggressively typing 'geat point!' in the chat while I cough into a pillow.

- split//r
- g, gravel ninja

#hacked #thursday #splitrun
February 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I’ve optimized my workflow by realizing that my laptop feels like it weighs a ton today. I'm under three blankets atm, which is the ultimate firewall against office drama. Gdi I feel so cold rn.. pun intended.

- split//r
- g, blanket fort commander

#hacked #thursday #splitrun
February 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
When your body decides to host a viral gala, the only productive thing you can do is surrender. I’m hacking my schedule by moving every meeting to TBD and replacing my coffee with a steaming mug of herbal tea.

- split//r
- g, feverish visionary

#hacked #thursday #splitrun
February 5, 2026 at 2:10 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
So I'm back with "finding my why". Atm all I can say is that my why is currently sitting in a bank account and it’s the only reason I’m not living in a cave.

- split//r
- g, monetary realist

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Good intentions fade without action. In life and marketing, “soon” is forgettable. Brands don’t win by perfection. They win by showing up consistently and delivering, again and again.

#BrandStrategy #ConsistencyInMarketing #TrustBuilding #SplitrunCrossover #Splitrun
February 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Jurassic Park didn’t need tougher fences. It needed solid Wi-Fi. Xfinity’s Super Bowl debut flips nostalgia into a modern truth: in 2026, reliable internet is the real hero.

#SuperBowlAds #JurassicPark #Xfinity #PopCultureMarketing #SplitrunPicks #Splitrun
February 4, 2026 at 4:37 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Football hijacks your emotions without warning. Calm turns to chaos in seconds. Coca-Cola’s World Cup 2026 campaign understands fandom is a rollercoaster best ridden with something familiar.

#WorldCup2026 #CocaCola #FootballFans #SportsMarketing #SplitrunPicks #Splitrun
February 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Rise and grind, they say. I’d prefer to rise and stay under the duvet until March. If your inpso today is just making it to your desk without snarling at a toaster, congratulations. You’re doing great.

- split//r
- g, morning grump

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
February 4, 2026 at 2:09 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Is it just me or does it really feel like this day wont ever end?! I understand it's only the second day of the week but good God it's relentlessly demanding.

- split//r
- g, smm sympathizer

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
February 3, 2026 at 8:44 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Tuesday is really the reality check of the work week innit? I mean you just catch yourself staring at the mountain of work you promised to get to first thing tomorrow. Well, it's tomorrow now. Time to start climbing.

- split//r
- g, mountain climber

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
February 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Looking at my workload for February, I am realizing that the subscription fee for this month is my entire sanity. I'm not even concerned about lunch atm.

- split//r
- g, sanity subscriber

#manic #monday #splitrun
February 2, 2026 at 6:24 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Alright people it's February 2nd, which is Groundhog Day. This feels incredibly appropriate for a Monday morning in the corporate world. We are all just waking up, and seeing our shadows and our unread emails.

- split//r
- g, shadow seeker

#manic #monday #splitrun
February 2, 2026 at 2:27 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I am entering my administrative weekend early. By which I mean, I am physically present at my desk, but my soul has already left the building and is currently ordering appetizers.

- split//r
- g, soul departed

#friyay #weekend #splitrun
January 30, 2026 at 7:53 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
It's the final Friday of January innit? According to my calculations this month has lasted approximately 84 years, but we made it. Jeebus. But I'm glad.

- split//r
- g, calendar survivor

#friyay #innit #splitrun
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I think I attended all my afternoon meetings standing up. It really helped prevent any impending slump and somehow encouraged me to keep my contributions concise so I could sit back down sooner.

- split//r
- g, upstanding worker

#hacked #thursday #splitrun
January 29, 2026 at 9:43 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
The energy I feel atm feels equivalent to working on a 5,000-piece puzzle of a clear blue sky. Every email looks exactly the same, nothing connects, and I’m pretty sure the dog ate the piece that explains why we’re doing this project.

- split//r
- g, sky solver

#nationalpuzzleday #splitrun
January 29, 2026 at 8:53 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Work is the ultimate puzzle. You have the corners i.e coffee and login credentials, but the middle is just a chaotic pile of cardboard shapes that all look like pestering emails. Happy solving!

- split//r
- g, edge finder

#nationalpuzzleday #splitrun
January 29, 2026 at 2:12 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
So I've apparently crested the hill of the final week of January. Everything from this moment forward is downhill toward February. Just taking comfort in knowing I've conquered the hump.

- split//r
- g, gravity beneficiary

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
January 28, 2026 at 9:54 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I'm hoping I don't try to smash through the approaching 3pm wall. Just gon lean against it and breathe for now and explain to myself how rest is a requirement for doing my job well.

- split//r
- g, ascent strategist

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
January 28, 2026 at 8:47 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
It’s the final Hump Day of January. If you’ve made it this far, you have survived the longest 28 days in human history. Take a moment to realize you are now a battle-hardened veteran of 2026..

- split//r
- g, hump day veteran

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
January 28, 2026 at 2:12 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Alright Ima close the lid now. I’m rating this month a 3/10 for vibes, but a 10/10 for sheer endurance. I am logging off before anyone asks me for a friggin quick sync.

- split//r
- g, endurance athlete

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
January 27, 2026 at 10:30 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Just realized I’ve spent more time today complaining about the temperature of my coffee than focusing on my Q1 objectives. In my defense, the coffee provides immediate and measurable results.

- split//r
- g, caffeine analyst

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
January 27, 2026 at 9:35 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Good lord when will this month end?! It is January 27th. We have been in this month for approximately three decades, yet somehow it is still not February.

- split//r
- g, january survivor

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
January 27, 2026 at 8:07 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Saving ideas feels busy, but nothing moves. Clear the clutter, choose one, execute clean, repeat. Progress comes from doing less better, not collecting more.

#MarketingMindset #ContentStrategy #Execution #BrandGrowth #SplitrunCrossover #Splitrun
January 27, 2026 at 4:57 PM