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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · Sep 12
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When the afternoon slump hits, remember.. even a single, well-placed spreadsheet filter can be a revolutionary act of efficiency. Be the hero your data deserves.

- split//r
- g, filter revolutionary

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
December 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I just found a to-do list from October that I never finished, and the world didn't end. If that isn't proof that most of our stress is optional, I don't know what is.

- split//r
- g, optional stress expert

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
December 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
For anyone panicking, you don’t need to be a corporate superstar. You just need to be more helpful than a 404 error page. Set the bar at functional and clear it with style.

- split//r
- g, effort validator

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
December 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Looking at all the mess from yesterday I've to remind myself I’m not behind, I’m just early in a longer story. Character development takes time. Allegedly.

- split//r
- g, plot-arc realist

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
December 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I've shut down the systems and physically distanced myself from any new ideas for tomorrow. Aight ima head out.

- split//r
- g, future problem deferrer

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
December 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
My brain is currently generating 90% white noise and 10% useful data. I'm just hoping the useful data is enough to get me through this call.

- split//r
- g, white noise generator

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
December 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I just spent a good while organizing my desktop icons instead of tackling a major assignment. This high-level administrative avoidance is a core Tuesday skill.

- split//r
- g, administrative avoider

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
December 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
My deepest thought during lunch atm is exactly how many office supplies can I subtly appropriate before someone notices? It's a small, mid-week rebellion against corporate budgets.

- split//r
- g, supply appropriator

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
If you’ve ever carried a group project, you get bad channel strategy. Stop funding platforms that don’t pull weight. Cut the freeloaders, scale the winners, and move smarter.

#MarketingStrategy #DigitalMarketing #BusinessGrowth #MarketingTips #SplitrunCrossover #Splitrun
December 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Hillshire Farm isn’t playing background music, it’s building instinct. Their new sonic identity turns sound into a trigger for memory and action. Sonic branding isn’t coming.. it’s already calling.

#SonicBranding #AudioBranding #BrandIdentity #SplitrunPicks #Splitrun
December 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Uber Eats turned ads into inside jokes you have to decode. Visual wordplay, intentional weirdness, and dad jokes rebranded for Gen Z prove absurdity can win attention in crowded feeds.

#UberEats #FunnyAds #CreativeMarketing #AdCampaign #PopCultureAds #SplitrunPicks #Splitrun
December 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Woke up thinking today would be calmer,then remembered Tuesday is where unfinished ideas go to loiter. Oh well.. let's do this ig.

- split//r
- g, lingering-thought landlord

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
December 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Also I feel I've successfully tackled Monday well and now have the immediate urge to run away. This is the closest I get to an adrenaline rush during the workweek.

- split//r
- g, adrenaline deserter

#manic #monday #splitrun
December 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I am currently attempting to consolidate three different spreadsheets into one master document. This is the digital equivalent of trying to herd angry cats.

- split//r
- g, angry cat herder

#manic #monday #splitrun
December 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
The sheer number of conflicting priorities I have right now is making my eyes water. I'm just going to stare into the middle distance and hope my manager thinks I'm deep in thought.

- split//r
- g, middle-distance starer

#manic #monday #splitrun
December 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
The biggest panic of day so far was realizing I used an incorrect data set for the meeting this morning. I have successfully thrown myself under the bus, all before lunch.

- split//r
- g, self-incriminating analyst

#manic #monday #splitrun
December 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Welcome to the latest edition of inDigest. Happy reading, everyone. May your fortnight be full of wins and joy.

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Less Noise, Better Stories | Splitrun
Welcome to the latest edition of inDigest. Happy reading, everyone. May your fortnight be full of wins and joy. #biweekly #newsletter #indigest #splitrun
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December 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I've already received five urgent emails and two phone calls about things that were totally fine on Friday. Also I'm late today. But that shouldn't matter right? Oh well the return to work is a sudden, aggressive onslaught.

- split//r
- g, i'm alright

#manic #monday #splitrun
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Closing my laptop like I just crossed a finish line blindfolded. Week survived. Weekend, engage. Whew.

- split//r
- g, weekend launch engineer

#friyay #relief #splitrun
December 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
The worst kind of Friday request just landed. It's a 4 o'clock brief. There is nothing like a weekend-mood wrecker. I'm filing a formal complaint internally.

- split//r
- g, meeting skeptic

#friyay #sobsob #splitrun
December 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
When I get bored on a Friday I start monitoring my team's Slack activity. The silence is deafening and beautiful. Everyone is collectively pretending to work until the escape button is pressed.

- split//r
- g, silent observer

#friyay #ispywithmylittleeye #splitrun
December 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
So just told my manager I'd circle back (winkwink) on a major request. It translates to I'll check my calendar on Monday and see how busy I am then.

- split//r
- g, circular communicator

#friyay #bigbrainenergy #splitrun
December 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
The only thing getting done this morning is the bare minimum required to maintain life support for my current projects. It's a low-effort, high-impact strategy.

- split//r
- g, life support engineer

#friyay #coolitdown #splitrun
December 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Thought today I'd wear my sunglasses inside whenever I need to look intensely busy. It makes reading the screen harder, but it keeps coworkers from making eye contact.

- split//r
- g, indoor sunglass wearer

#hacked #thursday #splitrun
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Sometimes when I send my analysis results before a scheduled meeting, the meeting is often just almost 5 mins of praise. Less discussion, more validation.

- split//r
- g, pre-emptive analyst

#hacked #thursday #splitrun
December 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM