Jennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔪
@spookycutewitch.bsky.social
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Writes, podcasts, streams and more for Scanline Media. Hosts Novel Not New: A True End Podcast. She/Her. Plural, goes by Jennifer, Aster or both. Werewolf.
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"Hey Dogen, why would we remember?"
"Eh? Moron, why would I know?!"
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Kudo receiving an upgrade for his cursed relics container, only to put *that* bag in a shopping bag, is incredible
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Shit, things got intense once they made a member of the crew the main subject
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We love the way the image goes out of focus after the poor camera man is attacked
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We weren't expecting the next one to start with the crew holding a DVD watch party amongst themselves, lmao
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"We don't like you, so we're going to terrorize the shit out of you because we can" as official government policy
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"The hills have eyes" is a cautionary tale about having some stuff
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Anyway fuck AAA, spend that money on match-three Resident Evil homages or a train game or something
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It's fun that the Steam store pages for certain, AAA multiplayer games now go "uhhhh your system isn't Rootkit ReadyTM"
"Secure Boot & TPM 2.0 Not Detected

Secure Boot and TPM 2.0 must be enabled to play some or all parts of this game. Steam has checked your system and one or both of these settings appear to be disabled. You can learn more about this game requirement on the Steam Support Site."
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jasonkoebler.bsky.social
when you listen to games on the radio on the MLB App they do these between inning ads for the app itself where they have like a “guess who said it” quote game and the app has been using the same Mike Piazza post 9/11 quote during every half inning for every game since April
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According to the numbers I've cherrypicked, Hollywood should stop casting Jared Leto in things as his return on investment is scattershot at best.

Also he's a weird fucking creep but since that doesn't matter to Hollywood I frontloaded my proposal with financials.
Details on how, of Leto's top 12 box office appearances, he has been in 5 hits, 1 middling financial success, 4 financial disappointments, and 2 outright flops Multiple women have accused Jared Leto of impropriety, with some calling the 53-year-old actor and musician’s behavior “predatory, terrifying and unacceptable”.

In a new report by Air Mail on Saturday, nine women have come forward to accuse Leto of engaging in inappropriate behavior over the years, including flirting with teenagers.

Speaking to the outlet, one woman said that back in 2006, when she was 16 years old, Leto approached her outside a cafe in Los Angeles. According to the woman, Leto, who was seated with the actor Ashley Olsen, who was then 19, grabbed her arm.

“I looked down and it was Jared Leto,” the woman told Air Mail, adding: “We had a quick conversation, and he got my number.” She went on to say that Leto called her home a few days later, recalling: “I don’t know if he was on drugs or what … It was the weirdest, grossest voice … [But] for me, it’s Jared, you know?”
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We've also put together a Tales of Destiny playlist on the channel, *and* a third, ridiculous playlist that combines all Tales streams, past and future. Don't know if that's how anyone watches RPG playthroughs, but it's a silly thing to point at, so it exists.
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Anyway, if you’ve been waiting for us to get to the fully-3D games, good news! Here’s what’s next:
Tales of Symphonia cover
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Holy shit. We went into this stream thinking “ok the leveling we did last night will get us through this area, and there will be at least 2-3 other dungeons before we reach the end, right?”

NOPE. Four hours later, we’ve beaten the game!! What a ride.
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Going live with more Tales of Eternia at 9:30am ET / 1:30pm GMT!!!

twitch.tv/scanlinemedia
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Going live with more Tales of Eternia at 9:30am ET / 1:30pm GMT!!!

twitch.tv/scanlinemedia
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therealpoloblue.bsky.social
Putting far more effort into this than I reasonably should tbh
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Alex Trebek saying "the creature" on this episode of Jeopardy! from Halloween 1997
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