Jennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔪
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Writes, podcasts, streams and more for Scanline Media. Hosts Novel Not New: A True End Podcast. She/Her. Plural, goes by Jennifer, Aster or both. Werewolf.
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when you listen to games on the radio on the MLB App they do these between inning ads for the app itself where they have like a “guess who said it” quote game and the app has been using the same Mike Piazza post 9/11 quote during every half inning for every game since April
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According to the numbers I've cherrypicked, Hollywood should stop casting Jared Leto in things as his return on investment is scattershot at best.

Also he's a weird fucking creep but since that doesn't matter to Hollywood I frontloaded my proposal with financials.
Details on how, of Leto's top 12 box office appearances, he has been in 5 hits, 1 middling financial success, 4 financial disappointments, and 2 outright flops Multiple women have accused Jared Leto of impropriety, with some calling the 53-year-old actor and musician’s behavior “predatory, terrifying and unacceptable”.

In a new report by Air Mail on Saturday, nine women have come forward to accuse Leto of engaging in inappropriate behavior over the years, including flirting with teenagers.

Speaking to the outlet, one woman said that back in 2006, when she was 16 years old, Leto approached her outside a cafe in Los Angeles. According to the woman, Leto, who was seated with the actor Ashley Olsen, who was then 19, grabbed her arm.

“I looked down and it was Jared Leto,” the woman told Air Mail, adding: “We had a quick conversation, and he got my number.” She went on to say that Leto called her home a few days later, recalling: “I don’t know if he was on drugs or what … It was the weirdest, grossest voice … [But] for me, it’s Jared, you know?”
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We've also put together a Tales of Destiny playlist on the channel, *and* a third, ridiculous playlist that combines all Tales streams, past and future. Don't know if that's how anyone watches RPG playthroughs, but it's a silly thing to point at, so it exists.
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Anyway, if you’ve been waiting for us to get to the fully-3D games, good news! Here’s what’s next:
Tales of Symphonia cover
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Holy shit. We went into this stream thinking “ok the leveling we did last night will get us through this area, and there will be at least 2-3 other dungeons before we reach the end, right?”

NOPE. Four hours later, we’ve beaten the game!! What a ride.
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Going live with more Tales of Eternia at 9:30am ET / 1:30pm GMT!!!

twitch.tv/scanlinemedia
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Going live with more Tales of Eternia at 9:30am ET / 1:30pm GMT!!!

twitch.tv/scanlinemedia
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therealpoloblue.bsky.social
Putting far more effort into this than I reasonably should tbh
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Alex Trebek saying "the creature" on this episode of Jeopardy! from Halloween 1997
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Our Dunkin’ Donuts ran out of fried eggs for their breakfast sandwiches 3-4 weeks ago, which we didn’t even know was possible. This is a REAL national emergency, not that fake baby bullshit the FBI is on about
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It's the long weekend of Thanksgiving and your favourite jeb will be all alonesome
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My rent is paid, so October starts now for my finances.

Of course, disability pretty much runs out immediately once rent is paid, so I'm going into the month on the ropes.

Plus, it's my birthday month. (The 8th!)

So here's the fundraising.

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Does anyone have that edit of LMFAO’s Party Rock Anthem where they’re dancing to the Revolutionary Girl Utena opening
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WOW we spent too much time grinding. On the positive end, when we stream Tales of Eternia next (sometime tomorrow, not sure when just yet), we’ll be 7 levels above the recommendation for the first time in forever. Maybe we can survive (what appears to be) the final stretch after all
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We settled on watching Dungeon Chill videos while grinding out levels. It feels like we’re ill-equipped for the area we’re in, but the GameFAQs guide we’re been relying on isn’t great about giving you recommended levels or any equipment advice 💀

Just in full on “hee hoo number go up” mode r/n
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You might be thinking “Fallen London is so big, there’s no way you could get a decent sample after playing for just a month.” And you know, that’s fair. Very big game. Criticism accepted.

That’s why we started six months ago.
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For the month of October, Novel Not New is getting spooky (or spooky-adjacent) with special guest Mark @venndiagram.bsky.social as we play and discuss Fallen London! We’ll publish a proper call for questions later, but in case you want to get in yours early, our address is [email protected].
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How do y'all deal with mandatory, hours-long grinding in an RPG. Do you put on a YouTube video or podcast? Get on a phone call with someone? Throw your arms into the air and scream "WHY ME"?