Jennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔪
@spookycutewitch.bsky.social
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Writes, podcasts, streams and more for Scanline Media. Hosts Novel Not New: A True End Podcast. She/Her. Plural, goes by Jennifer, Aster or both. Werewolf.
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Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter
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The Eevee looks almost life-sized when you see it in person, and it makes our heart soar with joy
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Picked up some stuff at the second hand store today!
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fenic.moe
happy lesbian day everyone. please play our game to support me (a lesbian) and the understudy (a moth) (but in a lesbian way)
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Raven Beak Samus 🐦‍⬛
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Bob the Builder: Can we fix it?
The most twisted and evil fucked up 4-year-old of all time: NO WE CAN'T! >:]
spookycutewitch.bsky.social
We say this as someone who adored playing most of the Splinter Cell games, who thinks the Amon Tobin soundtrack to Chaos Theory is a literal masterpiece of mood and tension: damn, the plots to those games are absolutely rancid once you're older than thirteen years old, lmao youtu.be/CjHlfsdeF0w?...
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YouTube video by Amon Tobin - Topic
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(These thoughts were partially prompted by Ubisoft canceling Assassin’s Creed Reconstruction, but we also saw that new clip from the upcoming Splinter Cell show, then made a face like we’d just inhaled an entire lemon)
spookycutewitch.bsky.social
Ubisoft games love taking potent imagery and defanging it. Unless it has the name “Tom Clancy” in the title, in which case it will happily send you to Bolivia and shoot up an entire country for America, or insist it’s cool to assassinate foreign leaders as long as you don’t get caught
spookycutewitch.bsky.social
It’s genuinely a skill to make a game like Far Cry 5, a game that outwardly appears to be targeted at the ascendant Christofascist movement in America, and have it shrink away every chance it gets. But it’s the kind of skill that should make Ubisoft execs stare at the ceiling in shame every evening.
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spookycutewitch.bsky.social
For the month of October, Novel Not New is getting spooky (or spooky-adjacent) with special guest Mark @venndiagram.bsky.social as we play and discuss Fallen London! We’ll publish a proper call for questions later, but in case you want to get in yours early, our address is [email protected].
Key art for Fallen London
spookycutewitch.bsky.social
Thanks for giving your take! It does sound nice to have characters be less bizarrely silent during missions.
spookycutewitch.bsky.social
It especially bugs us because we typically buy remasters for games we don't already own, and just want a hassle-free way to play a classic as it existed. If we can't get that, we're either seeking out the PS1 version or losing interest entirely until the mood strikes us next.
spookycutewitch.bsky.social
From where we’re sitting, it’s a little distressing for a remaster to go back and bend a game so it better fits what people falsely “remember” about it now, but we are extremely ill-equipped to say how much the new stuff messes with the original’s tone
spookycutewitch.bsky.social
Putting this out into the ether:

We’d love to read a Final Fantasy Tactics review from someone who knows that game front to back, and get their opinion on the writers going back and adding new dialogue in the tone of those popular image edits that went around.
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Since my wishlist has been completed, if you'd like to give me something for my birthday or support me in general
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My rent is paid, so October starts now for my finances.

Of course, disability pretty much runs out immediately once rent is paid, so I'm going into the month on the ropes.

Plus, it's my birthday month. (The 8th!)

So here's the fundraising.

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beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com
imagining the movie scene of naming this studio, where one person says "wait... we were SACKed while working on BLACKBIRD... are you thinking what i'm thinking?" and the other person looks at the wall behind their colleague, where there's graffiti of a crow with huge testicles
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Former The Elder Scrolls Online and Project Blackbird developers establish Sackbird Studios

Sackbird Studios, a Baltimore-based studio made up of staff behind The Elder Scrolls Online and the canceled Project Blackbird, has announced its establishment. It is currently developing an original…
Former The Elder Scrolls Online and Project Blackbird developers establish Sackbird Studios
Sackbird Studios, a Baltimore-based studio made up of staff behind The Elder Scrolls Online and the canceled Project Blackbird, has announced its establishment. It is currently developing an original project for consoles and PC, which it will share more information on "when the game is ready."
www.gematsu.com
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moomanibe.bsky.social
didn't see you there, sorry
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writnelson.bsky.social
You would not believe how many stories like this have been popping up over the last ~5 years

Not just full games cancelled—entire characters and plot lines removed or changed, leaving less time for making the *rest of the game better*, to try avoiding a small and malicious contingent of voices.
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SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
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gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social
Demi Adejuyigbe is not wholesome
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shirokumahi.me
In a few months I will be a horse master and will be able to explain anything but right now i’m just wondering why the game is so geared towards speed and strength training

Oh yeah Gundam happens too!