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I see Trump as a composite of various figures from the Late Roman Republic. He exemplifies the vindictiveness and dementia of the returned Marius, the 'promise them anything' populism of a Clodius, and the consuming greed and frustrated desire for approbation of a Crassus.
They voted for him, so forgive me if I shed no tears.
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The moral compass here isn’t just broken, it’s spinning wildly in the dark.👇
You know, now that I think of it, Donald Trump has achieved remarkable things in the field of international relations.
You've been kidnapped. 

Your kidnappers allow you to keep posting on social media media to pretend everything is alright. 

What would you post that would alarm your followers, without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?
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I've met the most wonderful man! We met online, through a dating app, and we're totally in love!
TITLE: You've been kidnapped
Body of text: Your kidnappers allow you to keep posting on social media to pretend everything is alright.  What would you post that would alarm your followers, without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?
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ICE arrested comedian Robby Roadsteamer for singing a parody of Rod Stewart’s “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” in a Jeffrey Epstein the Giraffe costume outside their facility.

He sings “If you hate brown people / and you are a Nazi” and ICE thugs grab him and drag him into detention. No violence—just speech.
Let's just say that our recent trip to Paris and Berlin graphically illustrated just how little of my high school French and German I've retained.
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Gavin Newsom: "Masked men. Jumping out of unmarked vehicles. People disappearing. No due process. No oversight. No accountability. People say I'm being hyperbolic. Bullshit. This is happening in America today."
Brazil actually sent 25,000 troops to fight in Italy. So the snake was smoking after all.🇧🇷 2/2
TIL that it's a reference to a Brazilian saying, 'cobra vai fumar' (a snake will smoke), used in the same way as the English expression 'and pigs might fly'. People were sceptical about Brazil's commitment to the war effort, doubting that their involvement would mean anything substantial. 1/2
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The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
He released the Epstein Files.
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"We are a decade into Trumpism. These Young Republicans have never known any other type of Republicanism....We’re talking about a full generation of Republicans who *only* understand politics in the context of an authoritarian project."
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All the Pretty Little Nazis
The shape of things to come.
www.thebulwark.com
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She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
I liked how Brazilian Army forces fighting in Italy in WW2 had a shoulder patch of a snake smoking a pipe.
Second World War Brazilian Expeditionary Forces patch of a green snake on a yellow background smoking a pipe. The word 'Brasil' is at the top in white letters on a royal blue field. The entire insignia is bordered in red.
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This may be objectively the best thread ever on Bluesky.
A group of far right assholes have showed up to protest at David Douglas high school after students allegedly pushed back at a formation of a turning point chapter. School is out & they are outnumbered by predominantly Black & Brown students roasting the fuck out of them.
Far right assholes harassing children
She has an amazing grip for a stroke victim.
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🚨🚨🚨 Governor Hochul holds nothing back in a sharp, yet poetic response to a question about exposed texts. 1/2
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He looks like a late-night TV psychic. Which is actually what he did before he was put in charge of Argentina.
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“Copyright growing pains” is one hell of a euphemism for the biggest IP theft in history