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squigglymips.bsky.social
Opponent was in zugzwang but should not have resigned here because my dumb ass would have stalemated for sure #chesssky
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rnrkd.bsky.social
It's incredible what we all owe to the Portland frog
squigglymips.bsky.social
How long until ICE tries to cover up a crime their grunts commit by claiming that it was actually done by ICE impersonators in camo and masks?
squigglymips.bsky.social
On airplane flights, "business" is a step below "first class", and ordinary people in "economy" are even worse off.

At the post office, ordinary people use "first class" stamps while businesses send junk in "standard" class.

Really makes you think………………
squigglymips.bsky.social
Should I go Woke for Halloween?
squigglymips.bsky.social
Called it
thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
squigglymips.bsky.social
A pointless thing stuck in my head forever: I used to work at a grocery store and their training had some lip service to accessibility. In the video, a guy rolls his wheelchair to a rack of bananas and moves some to a scale. Didn’t even check for bruises. He was on a mission to find banana weight.
squigglymips.bsky.social
Hades II is like a combination of Binding of Isaac and Stardew Valley. You collect boons to try to make a build that breaks the game, at the same time as you collect materials to grow your community and your little farm. The final boss of the up route is just like Mega Satan. #facts #real
squigglymips.bsky.social
Ma’am, which staffer put you up to this? Who told you that "67" is a dog whistle?
squigglymips.bsky.social
This is how I learn that Stanley Kubrick is dead?!?
squigglymips.bsky.social
The best thing about this is that the talking heads on Fox are going to whine in their most aggrieved pearl-clutching voices about how Antifa and the Radical Left are opposing Law and Order, and it’s just. Some guys dancing in inflatable animal costumes.
dannykpolitics.bsky.social
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
squigglymips.bsky.social
I think we should start calling communism "the ‘nism"
squigglymips.bsky.social
I don’t even have a primary care provider where I am now! I got on a waiting list last year and they told me the wait was 6 months. I don’t even remember which clinic that was with.
squigglymips.bsky.social
I’d go to a doctor but that’s unamerican