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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 9h

Dodgers win cuz the batter swung at a really high pitch and he should of let that other pitch hit him..weak

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 11h

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 9h

LetsGetIntoIt2025 (@letsgetintoit2025)

Imagine being so full of hatred, that you walk around a suburban neighborhood dressed as a Nazi. It almost makes me laugh because it’s so absurd, but it’s also irresponsible not to take these types ...

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Pamela in California @pamica.bsky.social · 10h

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 11h

ITALIAN PM GIORGIA MELONI COULDN'T GET AWAY FAST ENOUGH.

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 10h

Like everything else the magats will say they not coming for my guns..just other people's guns

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 10h

Probably get a medal for running over him..accidentally of course

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 10h

Cardinals fan..but yeah that was a tough way to end the season

SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 12h

I doubt they hate her more like wish they got to say the shit she says and they're jealous

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 12h

Bullshit Netanyahu wasn't going to stop until he got exactly right where he was..he needs the conflict to stay out of prison they let Oct 7th happened for that reason..no way they didnt see it coming and let it go on for hours with no response

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 13h

That’s right! Thanks, Fox News!
www.foxnews.com/politics/squ...

Squad 2.0: Meet America's next wave of radical Democrats shaping the party's future

Progressive Democrats, including Zohran Mamdani and Omar Fateh, have emerged as the new generation of candidates responding to President Donald Trump's second term.

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 15h

Important

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 13h

Hes gonna get nominated for a peace prize..hes the peace frog

SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 13h

Hehehe

Marta (@grammamarta)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 13h

I was so convinced the Blue Jays were just going to stomp Seattle at home goes to show you what I know about baseball

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PrivetEye @priveteye.bsky.social · 22h

"... you're only a pawn in their game..."

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 15h

Do they still have the remote kill switch? That seems like a bad idea

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 15h

Frogs are going to be this Xmas baby yoda..

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Michele @funnymichele.bsky.social · 1d

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 16h

Dutch (@dutch0703)

Excerpt from Pastor Skittles sermon yesterday: “the unholy, fat, lying, droopy mouthed, cankle ridden, orange, child rapist that occupies the peoples White House….thou must release the Epstein Files…...

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 16h

What is that? An attempt at a high five? You finally washed one hand? Talk to the hand?

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 16h

This is worth the watch

George Hahn @georgehahn.com · 18h

This is brilliant. youtu.be/gieTx_P6INQ?...

Bari Weiss: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

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Kepano Kolohe @alala55.bsky.social · 1d

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 17h

Try a unicorn or a cat or Patrick starfish or a pickle

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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 19h

The photographer deserves a medal.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @cajunblue.bsky.social · 18h

🚨After being tased and beaten by ICE, a man dies in a Chicago hospital. Date and location in following post. These are the horrors of 2025 and we cannot look away. 1/2

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