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Steady the squirrel (classic mode)

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Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · May 14

im steady the squirrel

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Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t stand very well for very long (not bipedal) but I’ll sure try

Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 1d

Remain vigilant! IG could still get you!

And thank you, it feels like returning to my roots

Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 1d

Ensign Ro my queeeeeeeen

TrekCore.com 🖖 @trekcore.com · 1d

The crew of the old seventeen-oh-one-dee!

#StarTrek

Lego minifigs of Data with cat, Picard with teacup, Riker with trombone

Lego minifigs of Geordi with toolkit, Worf with phaser, Troi with padd

Lego minifigs of Guinan with bottle, Beverly with tricorder, Wesley with portable tractor beam

Lego minifig of Ro Laren with shuttlepod

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Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 2d

Instagram loves to be like “here’s a post from three weeks ago. Like it and the uploader will think you’re a creep”

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Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 3d

This is how I found out

Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 3d

365 days strong!

Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · Jan 4

I look like the kind of squirrel who would be maintaining a Reddit streak

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Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 4d

I’ve come up with a name for a hypothetical girlfriend/fiancée/wife/ex-wife to use when writing out plans for my life:

Raquel Francine O’Shaughnessy

Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 4d

“Subreddit micro-celebrity” is a terrible internet archetype to encounter

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Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 4d

right about now
the funk soul brother

Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 4d

A solid, decent-paying job and a solid, decent-paying relationship would fix me

Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 4d

Life your life in a way that produces good Jeopardy! anecdotes

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Lontar @lontar.bsky.social · 4d

Shaun, and I cannot stress this enough, The Sheep

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4d

CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.

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Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 4d

Spring actually

Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 4d

The sun sets at 5:30 now?!

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Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 5d

I hope this movie is found. I hope it blows all the other “similar old dark house melodramas” out of the water. I hope it flips Ebert Jr.‘s “long experience” on his dick.

Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 5d

FACT: Chipmunks cannot be trusted

Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 22d

FACT: American tap water is laced with sea monkeys

Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 26d

FACT: steering wheels used to be in the middle

Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 5d

Hey, man, watch out. Your butt’s about to explode

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squirrelpascals 🐿️ @squirrelp.bsky.social · 5d

its like a yearly great depression frfr

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Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 5d

No Nut November is a terrible time for squirrels.

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Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 5d

A rodent bar is called a ‘squeakeasy’. This is etymologically unrelated to Prohibition.

Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 6d

Force majeure
Forse majure
Horse manure

Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 7d

To anyone getting married today: Happy Hallowedding!

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Cass Andra. Part-Time Ghost, Seasonal Specter @recreationalhaunt.bsky.social · 8d

Listen, money is invented. We're making it completely fake. It sucks. None of us are happy. It will make you miserable. Get on board.

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Steady the squirrel (classic mode) @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 8d

Veterinarians love calling my face “little”. C’mon, doc, it’s the right size for me. Maybe you’re the one with the *big* face, huh? Ever thought of that?!

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