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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 2h

We can only hope

I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 4h

If you get a thick cut chop and sous vide it...off the charts

I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 7h

get fancy and play it in 6

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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 13h

I mean last I heard that motherfucker was in a coma in Russia for trying to suck his own dick too hard or something

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · Sep 11

A painting of a bird beside the text "i'd love to go back to just being angry about sports"

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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 13h

someone send Tim Curry my phone number so I can appeal that shit for him

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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 14h

People just didn't talk about politics or social stuff in general nearly as much in the 90s. It really wasn't until the shit with Clinton that people really started to but even then it was nothing like now. Percentage wise it was probably the same but just the total volume was less

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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 14h

honestly I don't think Seattle can beat either of them, but hey I could be wrong!

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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 1d

It appears the Brewers bullshit magic is being trumped by the Dodgers bullshit magic

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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 1d

This begs the question how much of her brain was eaten

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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 1d

So Charlie didn't have a good turning point?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 1d

I walk in and instead of the customary avoid eye contact he looks up and says "hey man, want a beer?" and hands me one. That was my introduction to the shower beer

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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 1d

One Saturday night in undergrad, I went to go take a shower at like 3am, and we had those shitty communal showers. I turn the corner and there's a dude in a cowboy hat and nothing else, beer in hand and 2 more beers in a 6 pack beside him singing "I'm the drunkest motherfucker on campus"

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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 1d

I bet they'll start that before then - I bet by the end of the month that will start

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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 1d

I mean the longer they can keep it going the longer they don't have to release any of the Epstein shit so they're probably happy as hell to stay out

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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 1d

every single one of them looks like such an enormous loser, and I say this as someone who looks like an enormous loser

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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not a bengals fan, I'm a bears fan! That might be worse though

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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 1d

I wish anyone loved me the way the Reds subreddit loves Ke'Bryan Hayes

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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 1d

Did they honestly thing that most of their readership was a bunch of conservatives? What about most conservative voters leads you to believe they read things like actual newspapers?

karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 2d

Lmao WaPo has fewer than 100K circulation now. It turns out “alienate your liberal subscriber base” is not a good strategy when the Republicans also hate you. www.forbes.com/sites/andyme...

The Washington Post Is Running Out Of Readers Willing To Pay

Once a titan of American journalism, The Washington Post now struggles to reach even 100,000 print subscribers most days.

www.forbes.com

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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 2d

Was fully expecting a shank there

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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 2d

Why are you playing for a long field goal in the rain

I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 2d

I can't remember if it was Olbermann or Patrick, but yeah "X is day to day but then again aren't we all"

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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 2d

I wish we had a live feed of Tim Kurkjian at all times solely to see things like his reaction to that play

Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 2d

That insanity goes down officially as a grounded into double play, making it the only batted ball hit over 350 feet for a GIDP in the pitch tracking era (reg. + postseason).

Max Muncy grounded into a 404-foot double play.

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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 2d

So is that an 8-6-2 double play

I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 2d

Hahaha what the fuck just happened

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