Storm (they/she)
stormsrbrewing.bsky.social
Storm (they/she)
@stormsrbrewing.bsky.social
1.8K followers 1.4K following 1.1K posts
Fueled by coffee, guided by care. https://linktr.ee/clarityandcomfort Masking saves lives, ACAB, BLM, protect trans folks! Living in Kansas City on Kaw, Osage, and Kickapoo land
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Reposted by Storm (they/she)
texans upon remembering their past lives: what in reincarnation
Everything was so much better over there y’all
Just imagined an alternate universe where a bunch of weirdos decided to install a charismatic fool who is unqualified and in fact barred from office with a foreign wife and a history of fraud, philandering, and unwise business dealings and they picked Matt Berry in character as Lazlo Cravensworth
WeWork guy via entrepreneurs, that's a couple more clicks than I thought my bad lol
Maybe I'm just thinking of the WeWork guy 🤔
For the curious:

Deadpool 2
Ryan Reynolds
Mint Mobile
Virgin Mobile
Richard Branson

There's gotta be something bizarre just past Richard Branson, I can feel it
I saw a tiktok talking about reading wikipedia articles for fun and the girl encourages folks to just start with something short, or maybe your favorite movie

Ma'am if I start at Deadpool 2 I guarantee I'll be reading about a weird cult in about 6 clicks it's not gonna be short
Starting a horrible new fad called a "low adrenaline diet" but it's just that you bitch at everyone about how no one is allowed to piss you off and if anyone calls you out you say they're being negative about wellness
That's weird cause I just checked with an American citizen and she said the ballroom is wayyyyy down on the list below things like stopping fascism and ending unlawful ICE raids and making sure hungry kids are fed, and she did also mention that she's technically the president's boss
Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
Remember though, good leftists act with love and kindness, so you do have to toss their "nose" back to them before you leave and then leg it while they try to figure out how the nose was reattached
So if ~half of ICE recruits failed an open book test

Then that means there's a cohort who passed, but barely

One weird trick to dealing with them is to put your thumb between your first two fingers, put your hand near their face, and declare "GOT YOUR NOSE", which should immobilize them with fear
(Those male characters are like, the pilot who died in the crash, or the girls' families and communities back home, but they largely don't figure into the central plot directly)
There are some male characters way on the periphery, but Beauty Queens by Libba Bray centers on a group of teen girls heading to a beauty pageant when their plane crashes and leaves them in the sort of circumstances that might kick off Lord of the Flies unless they make better choices than that!
Reposted by Storm (they/she)
mfs be like "how do you expect to get men onto the left if you are constantly demonizing things which are universally loved by all men" and the thing in question is hitler
Reposted by Storm (they/she)
You’re under the weather? We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.