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Storm (they/she)

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Fueled by coffee, guided by care. https://linktr.ee/clarityandcomfort Masking saves lives, ACAB, BLM, protect trans folks! Living in Kansas City on Kaw, Osage, and Kickapoo land

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Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 2h

Take a breath with me #crystalbonk #mindfulness #morningblessing #meditationbreak #smokyquartz

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winterized cyberdoll @dyadicsapphic.meangirls.online · 18h

texans upon remembering their past lives: what in reincarnation

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Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 1d

Take a breath with me #crystalbonk #mindfulness #morningblessing #meditationbreak #greenadventurine

Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 1d

Everything was so much better over there y’all

Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 1d

Just imagined an alternate universe where a bunch of weirdos decided to install a charismatic fool who is unqualified and in fact barred from office with a foreign wife and a history of fraud, philandering, and unwise business dealings and they picked Matt Berry in character as Lazlo Cravensworth

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Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 4d

Take a breath with me #crystalbonk #mindfulness #morningblessing #meditationbreak #blacktourmaline

Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 5d

Take a breath with me #crystalbonk #mindfulness #morningblessing #meditationbreak #oceanjasper

Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 5d

WeWork guy via entrepreneurs, that's a couple more clicks than I thought my bad lol

Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 5d

Maybe I'm just thinking of the WeWork guy 🤔

Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 5d

For the curious:

Deadpool 2
Ryan Reynolds
Mint Mobile
Virgin Mobile
Richard Branson

There's gotta be something bizarre just past Richard Branson, I can feel it

Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 5d

I saw a tiktok talking about reading wikipedia articles for fun and the girl encourages folks to just start with something short, or maybe your favorite movie

Ma'am if I start at Deadpool 2 I guarantee I'll be reading about a weird cult in about 6 clicks it's not gonna be short

Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 6d

Take a breath with me #crystalbonk #mindfulness #morningblessing #meditationbreak #malachite

Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 7d

Take a breath with me #crystalbonk #mindfulness #morningblessing #meditationbreak #amazonite

Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 8d

Take a breath with me #crystalbonk #mindfulness #morningblessing #meditationbreak #labradorite

Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 10d

Starting a horrible new fad called a "low adrenaline diet" but it's just that you bitch at everyone about how no one is allowed to piss you off and if anyone calls you out you say they're being negative about wellness

Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 11d

Take a breath with me #crystalbonk #mindfulness #morningblessing #meditationbreak #citrine

Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 11d

(It's me I'm the citizen)

Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 11d

That's weird cause I just checked with an American citizen and she said the ballroom is wayyyyy down on the list below things like stopping fascism and ending unlawful ICE raids and making sure hungry kids are fed, and she did also mention that she's technically the president's boss

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12d

Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."

Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 11d

Remember though, good leftists act with love and kindness, so you do have to toss their "nose" back to them before you leave and then leg it while they try to figure out how the nose was reattached

Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 11d

So if ~half of ICE recruits failed an open book test

Then that means there's a cohort who passed, but barely

One weird trick to dealing with them is to put your thumb between your first two fingers, put your hand near their face, and declare "GOT YOUR NOSE", which should immobilize them with fear

Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 11d

(Those male characters are like, the pilot who died in the crash, or the girls' families and communities back home, but they largely don't figure into the central plot directly)

Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 11d

There are some male characters way on the periphery, but Beauty Queens by Libba Bray centers on a group of teen girls heading to a beauty pageant when their plane crashes and leaves them in the sort of circumstances that might kick off Lord of the Flies unless they make better choices than that!

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 12d

mfs be like "how do you expect to get men onto the left if you are constantly demonizing things which are universally loved by all men" and the thing in question is hitler

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17d

You’re under the weather? We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

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Storm (they/she) @stormsrbrewing.bsky.social · 12d

Take a breath with me #crystalbonk #mindfulness #morningblessing #meditationbreak #tigereye