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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 1d

They should bring SFX in openings back idc

Retrosofa @retrosofa.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t think an anime opening has ever made me laugh so hard.

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 1d

Well Optimus already got a Matrix implant it was a matter of time until she got the full bottom surgery

Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 1d

Oxes are castrated bulls do what you want with that information #megop

Ox with cart alt-mode Timelines Optimus Prime

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 1d

"It is over Prime for I have depicted myself as the alpha bull and yourself as the emasculated ox"
- Megatron, 2025

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 1d

I know this is a feudal Japan alt-mode from a fully different toyline and all that but it's funny to believe some dude at Hasbro saw all the bovine smut and went "ok we're doing damage control no more mating seasons"

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 1d

Oxes are castrated bulls do what you want with that information #megop

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 2d

I mean have you seen how many hatchlings did he lay in Bayverse?

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Ed Cook wishes that he was eating a McRib right now @edcooknj.bsky.social · 3d

#ComicsOuttaContextAfterDark

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 3d

I do not play Warhammer I mean like other DIY projects that require painting small spaces

Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 3d

Explains why I suck at both

Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · Apr 20

For whoever needs to hear it? These are transferable skills.

Someone painting a Warhammer Space Marine

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 4d

Imagine telling a Tumblr account this in 2018

Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 5d

Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe) to direct a "Moomins" animated feature film.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...

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Blumen @blumen.bsky.social · Aug 29

I got a strong distaste for posts that qrt something and go "this is gonna piss off people who x" because you aren't necessarily trying to make up a guy to get mad at, the guy likely exists, but why are you trying to preemptively get mad. Why is your first instinct to think of the guy you hate.

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 12d

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 11d

I realize I missed a few episodes but meh who cares

Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · May 28

One second of Starscream for every G1 episode he's in #transformers #maccadams

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الكسندرا ميراي @lexialex.bsky.social · 11d

For the record, if you're on here bitching about people who are still on X while this piece of shit platform keeps deleting Palestinians trying to survive, you are also Nazi scum

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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 12d

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 12d

hey @nytimes.com: there is no counterpoint here. There are no credible legal experts who would EVER say that the US military has any right or authority to blow civilian craft out of the Caribbean and kill their crews from afar without any provocation. There is no other side to this question.

"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians not directly taking part in hostilities, even if they are believed to be smuggling drugs."

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 12d

Preferably with Autobots too.

When your leader is so caring and protective that it almost feels like an equivalent taboo to incest to "recharge" with him and his Matrix energy even in dire need. He's probably even feeding into it with those velvety "good bot" whispers

Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 12d

Any milftimus that isn't soft body around here

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 12d

Same with people screenshoting the new MieKun video in the part he kisses his head just before Cliffjumper gets weirded out

Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · Aug 18

Everyone sharing the "Bumblebee literally positioned as Optimus' son" panel for certain reasons has been real quiet on also sharing that in the next panels Ratchet and Jetfire are in the very same position. Maybe bc it doesn't fit the ship wars.

Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 12d

Oh you want to show how children were actively indoctrinated to be nationalist in school? That doesn't sound too "racists are a few rotten apples" of you, good luck getting the period-accurate planes now!

Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 12d

I mean for probably 90% of those movies the american military had to check the script to ensure the average moviegoer can't connect any dots to them or else the filmmakers had to pay for the props out of their pocket

الكسندرا ميراي @lexialex.bsky.social · 13d

50.000 movies about Nazis and here we are having to remind people that masked goons kidnapping non-anglo looking people off the street should be shamed and exiled...and that's after 2 years of reminding people that genocide should be a red line not to be crossed.

Complete failure.

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 12d

Watching a movie to stop fapping to valveplug and they go and make an "Optimus Prime's dick" joke I can't escape this is my life now

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 12d

You say you don't like yaoi? You gotta be fu-joshing me

joshing
present participle of josh
josh
verb [ I or T ]
informal
uk /dʒɒʃ/ us /dʒɑːʃ/
to joke, often in order to tease someone (= annoy them slightly in a humorous way):
They were always joshing him about his bald head.

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✨Cloud✨ @princeofcloudcity.bsky.social · 13d

So the vibe I get from this is that it does not matter if the media is ACTUALLY consensually or ethically produced. It’s about the aesthetics of it. Notice the wording. It’s about the visuals, not the actual material.

walking mirage @wolf.observer · 13d

this is what the bluesky team thinks of your feedback

post by why.bsky.team:
Correction, I am not a "mod", and to be more specific it is non-consentual kink porn that's not allowed on our app, not all kink porn.
And good news, if you run your own app, you can post whatever you want. It won't be visible to users of our app if its against the rules, but other stuff will

post by zippyvtuber.bsky.social:
Errr...by non consensual you mean like deepfakes and the like, yeah? Not fiction?

post by why.bsky.team:
No, like depictions of non-consensual sex acts, even if fictional. The thing most people appear to be getting extra mad over is that we don't allow depictions of rape now

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Wootmaster @wootmaster.bsky.social · 13d

JUST FUCKING BAN NAZIS AND LEAVE THE FICTIONAL ART AND KINKS ALONE. IT. CAN. NOT. BE. THAT. HARD.

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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 16d

Anyway, evergreen

Tumblr post by superorganism: You have to be annoying and do everything as passionately as possible because we live in a world where everyone operates through sixteen layers of post irony and to love with recklessness is literally counterculture.

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