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StuntCatJim AVFC @stuntcatvilla.bsky.social · 3h

Know a woman who was racially abused when she was a kid by a parent at the school gates. She didn't understand what she'd done wrong to receive such anger and hate.

Anyway life goes on and 30 years later she's a GP in her home town and guess who walks into her surgery

mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 17h

doctor didn't like the cut of my jib so he's letting me die

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StuntCatJim AVFC @stuntcatvilla.bsky.social · 5h

New Sky Stats for 2025/6

GNI - Goal Not Involvements
# of goals scored where player did nothing

KSY - Knee slide yards
Cumulative knee slide distance

CKWJ - Corner Kick Wasted Journey
Distance covered going up for a corner and getting nowt

NOOFS - # of opposition fans shushed

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StuntCatJim AVFC @stuntcatvilla.bsky.social · 7h

I wish I'd thought of it

Vernon Miles @corbie.bsky.social · 8h

Stealing priceless relics is bad but it’s simultaneously true that taking them in broad daylight from the middle of the Louvre, escaping out a window onto a freight elevator, and getting away on motorbikes racing through Paris is undeniably also really cool

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StuntCatJim AVFC @stuntcatvilla.bsky.social · 7h

Alright Mario, calm down

a pixel art of mario standing in front of a pipe

ALT: a pixel art of mario standing in front of a pipe

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StuntCatJim AVFC @stuntcatvilla.bsky.social · 12h

A stairlift will give that spider a whole new lease of life!

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StuntCatJim AVFC @stuntcatvilla.bsky.social · 14h

What's wrong with using Argos? They do home delivery now and there's a sale on ffs

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1d

PARIS (AP) — Paris prosecutor says jewels stolen in Louvre heist worth an estimated 88 million euros ($102 million).

StuntCatJim AVFC @stuntcatvilla.bsky.social · 15h

Bring them inside. They are part of the family.

StuntCatJim AVFC @stuntcatvilla.bsky.social · 16h

Sometimes if I get up extra early, I start to think it's nearly time for bed and it's like 10.30am

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StuntCatJim AVFC @stuntcatvilla.bsky.social · 1d

They've made the Champions League much easier this year

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StuntCatJim AVFC @stuntcatvilla.bsky.social · 1d

Absolutely mad from Barcelona, the retirement home for ex-Villa loan players.

4 goals in 11 minutes. Mercy!

StuntCatJim AVFC @stuntcatvilla.bsky.social · 1d

I want to know how to cheat

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StuntCatJim AVFC @stuntcatvilla.bsky.social · 2d

They don't play in claret & blue

a woman with long hair and a gray jacket is looking down .

ALT: a woman with long hair and a gray jacket is looking down .

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StuntCatJim AVFC @stuntcatvilla.bsky.social · 2d

I did not know this

Excerpt from Wikipedia which says:
Villa Squad is a football club from Dar es Salaam, Tanzania who play in the Tanzanian Second Division League. They play their home games at the Chamazi Stadium in Dar es Salaam.has cultivated players who went to feature in the Tanzanian national team like Haruna Moshi Shaban and Godfrey Taita.

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StuntCatJim AVFC @stuntcatvilla.bsky.social · 2d

Forensic ladderologists - this is your time to shine!

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StuntCatJim AVFC @stuntcatvilla.bsky.social · 2d

Seems the thief is proficient in the art of climbing ladders

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 5d

'The plan? Stake our entire reputation on a huge group of Maccabi Tel Aviv hooligans behaving themselves.'

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Chris Lepkowski @chrislepkowski.bsky.social · 3d

Maccabi Tel Aviv’s derby against Hapoel cancelled tonight in Israel’s league after riots in & around the stadium, leading to injuries.

Yeah, maybe the safety committee and West Midlands Police got it right?