Michael Israel
@subcontrarian.bsky.social
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Linguist trying to understand logic, emotion, identity and human cognition. Semantics, pragmatics, syntax; Cognitive Grammar; English history and sociolinguistics. Berkeley -> San Diego -> Leipzig -> Silver Spring, Maryland
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clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
Listen sometimes the situation simply requires a Catholic
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i love that 17th century jewish poltergeist story where the family living in the haunted house calls a catholic priest for help before they contact a rabbi, because yeah, i think that would be my call too; id be like, oh? a demon in my house speaking latin and drawing inverted crosses on my wall in sulfuric bile? then without even questioning my faith i'd call up the catholic church and be like yo father, one of your boys loose come get him
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jlalibs.com
What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.
subcontrarian.bsky.social
It's almost enough to make you think that Trump and RFK Jr really just want us all to die as much as possible
lenasun.bsky.social
NEW: @CDCgov hit hard by massive firings that several staff describe to me as a “bloodbath.”
Among those RIFd:
—leadership of the center for immunization and respiratory diseases;
—leadership of global health center
—leadership of the measles outbreak response; 1/4
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sethcotlar.bsky.social
Portland is toadily opposed to the violent cruelty of the Trump Administration.
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sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
subcontrarian.bsky.social
Why isn't there more reporting about how Donny Trumptoinette followed up his doctor's visit with a Friday Night Massacre of CDC, ridding of us of more of our experts in charge of public health and epidemic intelligence? There's a great story to tell here!
profsecchi.bsky.social
Illegally firing the CDC experts while he gets the latest COVID vaccine is really beyond the pale.
Marie Antoinette level of vibes.
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profsecchi.bsky.social
Illegally firing the CDC experts while he gets the latest COVID vaccine is really beyond the pale.
Marie Antoinette level of vibes.
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
I am hereby putting a 200% tariff on all fauns dryads and talking beavers as well as turkish delight. Narnia has been very bad to us.
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subcontrarian.bsky.social
"Nobody can prove me wrong" might not be the best way to defend a good idea. Depending on your audience, of course.
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prisonculture.bsky.social
Knowing who to be mad at truly is praxis.
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mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
Just to underscore: VA Senate Dems brought the 🔥, but it’s very clear the text of their letter was directly inspired by public writing from @sivav.bsky.social, a UVA faculty member. Each party worked with the tools at hand, be they brain and words or force of law.

Resistance is an ecology.
mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
Virginia State Senate Dems just brought down fire and fury regarding the “Compact,” notifying the President and Rector that UVA would lose ALL STATE APPROPRIATIONS if it signs and cedes the University to “federal political control.” Notably, their letter directly restates points made here by @siva.
sivav.bsky.social
The “compact” for higher ed is an unserious document written by unserious people from a position of spectacular ignorance. No one should take it seriously. Sadly, my bosses are taking it seriously.

newrepublic.com/article/2013...
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lieven.bsky.social
Poetry of the ordinary, eh
Gulls shitting musical notes on our windows.
subcontrarian.bsky.social
This is what Antifa looks like.
nothoodlum.bsky.social
Let’s check in on the warzone in Portland.
subcontrarian.bsky.social
So cool
lolennui.bsky.social
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
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nickfleisher.bsky.social
See also: people who say we must "restore trust in higher ed"
nicholasgrossman.bsky.social
I keep waiting for the powers that be in media to grasp the concept of bad faith, realize how often "restore trust in news" and similar statements mean "stop doing journalism, lie more in ways I like," come from people ideologically committed to destroying trust in news, and can never be satisfied.
karlbode.com
I too am keen to "restore trust in news" by turning a major broadcast network into a 24/7 slurry of right wing culture war propaganda and engagement trolling
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lolennui.bsky.social
George Orwell’s Animal Crossing
Someone in a frog costume facing down a line of police in riot gear
subcontrarian.bsky.social
People still take lots of umbrage. But this gets taken as evidence of anger, or even madness, rather than a prompt to maybe think about the genuine outrageousness of the glaringly outrageous thing at which the umbrage was took.
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brooklynmarie.bsky.social
Actually it did begin with a parade of tanks
kyledcheney.bsky.social
NEW: The militarization of American cities isn’t happening with a parade of tanks. It’s a slow drip of troop deployments that are probing courts’ willingness to give unlimited deference to the commander in chief — and testing workarounds when they don’t.

www.politico.com/newsletters/...
subcontrarian.bsky.social
the lumpencommentariat!
lowrhoufo.bsky.social
This corner of the take sphere is called "the lumpencommentariat" now
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chanda.blacksky.app
When you take a leadership position, that means that when people have complaints, they will lay them at your feet. Calling that “harassment” is an announcement of incompetence and weakness.

You want people to populate your site/protocol where people share opinions, Jay …
jay.bsky.team
Harassing the mods into banning someone has never worked. And harassing people in general has never changed their mind.
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robertbohan.bsky.social
🧵 Today is International Day of Non-Violence* [1]

Please read the small print*
subcontrarian.bsky.social
Where can I get one?
anjalikdayal.bsky.social
Can’t decide whether these Statue of Liberty rubber chickens that say “squeeze me to hear me scream” are a little too on-the-nose for these times or if they’re perfect
A yellow cardboard carton on a CVS shelf with brightly colored letters that say “squeeze me to hear me scream” and “statue of liberty chicken.” Inside the carton are hot pink, teal, and royal blue rubber chickens with googly eyes rendered like the Statue of Liberty, with their faces distressed and frozen in a shriek.  They have tags around their necks that say “squeeze me to hear me scream”
subcontrarian.bsky.social
Not "never after", but "ever after" is always there.