John Hansen (suburbanerd)
@suburbanerd.bsky.social
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Middle aged dork in the Canadian Maritimes. Lefty Canadian, Star Trek nerd, fan of punk, hip hop, and country, erstwhile blogger, maker of pizza. Occasionally seen in the Beaverton. Saint John, NB/Menahqesk
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What in the friggin Gul Dukat…?
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A new Noem video is being played at airports trashing Democrats.
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Watching the John Candy documentary and I forgot how insane the SCTV sketch, Yellowbelly, was.
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Saw an ad for some sports betting app that was this gross animated AI thing but I guess the two would be natural allies.
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Just want to say I cannot put this book down.

(I mean. I’m not reading it *now* because I’m posting this and gonna have spaghetti later and was running errands earlier but it is being read often throughout the day.)
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Now watching the Satanic Rites of Dracula in honour of @virginiabarksdale.bsky.social and forgot how much Joanna Lumley was in films and TV at this time.
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Caught a bit of Hello Mary-Lou: Prom Night II on TV featuring Michael Ironside because in the 70s Canada’s Parliament passed a law requiring Canadian films to cast him to qualify for federal funding.
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I’m not sure the sun beating down on my face in mid-October is something that should be happening around here, climate wise.
suburbanerd.bsky.social
Some voters just have simple needs.
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I love the awkward silence as the brand new employee goes on a little adventure on the computer to find the item I need.

It’s all good, dude. I hate people watching me do stuff on my computer too.
suburbanerd.bsky.social
I would like to thank genetics for ensuring my 17 year old got their height from their mum’s side instead of mine because they are now a full head taller than me.
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Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

“If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.”
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Discworld QOTD, from The Wee Free Men
Tiffany was on the whole quite a truthful person, but it seemed to her that there were times when things didn’t divide easily into ‘true’ and ‘false’, but instead could be ‘things that people needed to know at the moment’ and ‘things that they didn’t need to know at the moment’.
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Opalite x Friends is making me laugh
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Haven't seen this season yet but it always seems like you can smell him through the TV.
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Baseball has been very very good to me.
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
A photograph of Alejandro Kirk, a stocky player for the Blue Jays, running the bases
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Everye seasoun of *Slow Horses* thei slowe the horses downe even more. Eventuallye you will not be able to see the horses move at all. The horses will seem eternallye still, yet motion will rest wythin them lyke the oak within the acorn.
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He did it. The announcer said Shitler instead of Schlittler.

He immediately corrected himself.
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"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Teyana Taylor, a visibly pregnant Black woman stands in a field firing an assault rifle in a still from the film One Battle After Another
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Trent Grishom has a magnificent moustache.
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Yeah, that was a pretty sweet catch. #ALDS