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Sasha D’Stansing

@subwoofersydney.bsky.social

600 followers 410 following 1.4K posts

Social Justice Ranger multiclassing a bit of Bard. Aspiring himbo. Magnet Warrior stan account. Definitely not 4 raccoons in a lab coat. He/Him/They

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Nancy Reagan's Throat Double @c3nric.bsky.social · 4h

Philomena Cunk with an upside-down speech bubble

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ana street rat @uldahstreetrat.bsky.social · 1d

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 6h

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green turn around towards the sound as they both hear a car horn honking.
Blue: Did you hear that?
Green: yep!

Both foxes dash into action, rushing to the same direction.
Green: It's coming from the intersection outside!
Blue: To the balcony!

Now on the balcony, both foxes look down in fascination as a cacophony of nonstop honking is happening somewhere below.
Green: Wow, the person blocking traffic really thinks they have the right of way.
Blue: Amazing.

Green turns to look over his shoulder to the apartment, while Blue's eyes are still glued on the action. The aggressive honking continues.
Green: Will you keep me updated if I go make us popcorn?
Blue: Sure.

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Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 6h

LOUDER FOR THE FOLKS IN THE BACK

Joel (Thespis-Punk) @thespispunk.bsky.social · 6h

If you can’t lift the weights to put them away, you couldn’t lift them in the first place.

Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 7h

I’ve only had the opportunity to experience bastinado once but FUCK did I get hooked on it 👀🐶💦

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 18h

Hope you all are having a blessed Thursday

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Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 10h

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

The cast of BBC2’s short-lived sitcom “Coupling”

Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 11h

Falling asleep keeping my boyfriend’s cock warm clamped between my cheeks is pretty sweet too

Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 12h

I have a series called “Earworms”. Every year I start a new one, and add to it every time a song gets stuck in my head. Notable entries for this year include:

“Loser, Baby” from Hazbin Hotel
“I Wanna See My Friends’ Dicks” by Jordan Firstman
“Brave Face” by Frank Turner

Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 12h

I mean if he WANTS to be a king

🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 14h

Guillotines when?

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Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 12h

I see your zit and raise you a scab/snot nodule tangled in your nose hair at the tip

Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 12h

Wait when the fuck did 598 happen!? 😳

(Also best way to commemorate 600?)

Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 12h

Yes there are many threads floating around but none of them had Alt text on them

Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 12h

I reckon around a 3

“Quote retweet with with how intimidating you think you are on a scale of 1 to 10 and let other people reply to it with how intimidating they think you are” - @saerodynamic_ on Twitter, 21st of February 2020 at 10:13PM

Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 15h

Can you be here by November 5th? It’s the only day I could book the venue and my permit for the firearms expires on the 8th

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Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 16h

Well how else are you going to have an authentic performance of Tchaikovsky’s “1812 Overture”?

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Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 17h

Well first you need a gerbil, a car battery, and a 38-piece orchestra with at least: 3 flautists, 1 oboist, and 1 canon

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Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 17h

Either you need to be having WAY better sex or you need to send me this recipe

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Ghost Trainer Spence 👻 @space-king.bsky.social · 18h

Article on how to switch over your data from Spotify to Apple Music for no particular reason:

support.apple.com/en-us/118249

Transfer your library and playlists from music services to Apple Music - Apple Support

Learn how to transfer music and playlists from other music services to Apple Music.

support.apple.com

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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 18h

Lincoln: A house divided against itself, cannot stand.

Trump: *literally divides a house*

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Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 18h

I think we can all agree Uma is Mother (Earth)

Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 20h

Joel Schumacher’s Batman films (specifically Chris O’Donnell) are why I’m the breed of gay I am today. The way I ENVIED the wet laundry he was wringing out is the basis of my sexual awakening.

They’re still terrible, to be clear. But I tried watching Batman vs Superman and no thank you very much.

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Gordon Vincent He/Him @gordonvincent.bsky.social · 1d

Reminder for those playing along at home: If the Rapist is alive, and you see someone stealing food, no, you fucking didn't.

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Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 1d

“[Guy You Follow on Instagram] has Meta AI. Join now so you can follow them!”

I would rather contract the 9 most excruciating infections known to man, and the 3 most excruciating known to dolphins

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BigDaddyLover @lindell1963.bsky.social · 1d

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