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Sasha D’Stansing
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Social Justice Ranger multiclassing a bit of Bard. Aspiring himbo. Magnet Warrior stan account. Definitely not 4 raccoons in a lab coat. He/Him/They
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
LOUDER FOR THE FOLKS IN THE BACK
If you can’t lift the weights to put them away, you couldn’t lift them in the first place.
I’ve only had the opportunity to experience bastinado once but FUCK did I get hooked on it 👀🐶💦
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Hope you all are having a blessed Thursday
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
Falling asleep keeping my boyfriend’s cock warm clamped between my cheeks is pretty sweet too
I have a series called “Earworms”. Every year I start a new one, and add to it every time a song gets stuck in my head. Notable entries for this year include:

“Loser, Baby” from Hazbin Hotel
“I Wanna See My Friends’ Dicks” by Jordan Firstman
“Brave Face” by Frank Turner
I see your zit and raise you a scab/snot nodule tangled in your nose hair at the tip
Wait when the fuck did 598 happen!? 😳

(Also best way to commemorate 600?)
Yes there are many threads floating around but none of them had Alt text on them
Can you be here by November 5th? It’s the only day I could book the venue and my permit for the firearms expires on the 8th
Well how else are you going to have an authentic performance of Tchaikovsky’s “1812 Overture”?
Well first you need a gerbil, a car battery, and a 38-piece orchestra with at least: 3 flautists, 1 oboist, and 1 canon
Either you need to be having WAY better sex or you need to send me this recipe
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Lincoln: A house divided against itself, cannot stand.

Trump: *literally divides a house*
I think we can all agree Uma is Mother (Earth)
Joel Schumacher’s Batman films (specifically Chris O’Donnell) are why I’m the breed of gay I am today. The way I ENVIED the wet laundry he was wringing out is the basis of my sexual awakening.

They’re still terrible, to be clear. But I tried watching Batman vs Superman and no thank you very much.
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Reminder for those playing along at home: If the Rapist is alive, and you see someone stealing food, no, you fucking didn't.
“[Guy You Follow on Instagram] has Meta AI. Join now so you can follow them!”

I would rather contract the 9 most excruciating infections known to man, and the 3 most excruciating known to dolphins
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