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Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre

@surrealhousewife.bsky.social

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Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · Sep 2

PSA to liberal/left/feminists: "the trans issue" = a far right astroturf

www.theparliamentmagazine.eu/news/article...

antigravitymagazine.com/feature/host...

www.patreon.com/posts/gender...

progressive.org/magazine/ant...

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

www.versobooks.com/blogs/news/4...

Inside Europe’s billion-dollar anti-gender movement

A new report reveals how groups critical of so-called gender ideology across Europe raised $1.18 billion to target abortion, sex education and LGBT...

www.theparliamentmagazine.eu

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Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 6m

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🩷🦴 Ruby 🦴🩷 🔞 (he/it) @rubythepuppy.bsky.social · 4h

I just don't want to be scared anymore, is that so much to ask?

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Tamsin the Reanimated Girl™ @tamsin.reimaginedgirl.com · 4h

Shush. It’s okay. You are not required to have an opinion on The Discourse™, nor to post your thoughts about it. If you really feel the need, it will still be there in the morning. Hush now. Rest. Sleep.

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Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 4h

Pitch the worst reboot you could see getting made.

The Nightmare Before Christmas (2027) starring Jared Leto as Jack Skellington, featuring new original songs by Lin Manuel Miranda

Chellybreeze @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 5h

Pitch the worst reboot you could see getting made.

Flubber (2026)
Starring The Rock as Professor Philip Brainard & Jack Black as Flubber

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Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 4h

your mother was a Poster, and your father smelt of L Takes

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Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 4h

heyyy :3

Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 4h

it is! and as a homemaker it is my sworn duty to make sure this home is the coziest for all sexuals 😊

Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 5h

my home of sexuals is your home of sexuals 😊

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Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 5h

clippy the microsoft paperclip saying "bro, it looks like you're about to post cringe. don't you know you're going to lose subscriber?"

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Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 5h

good evening home of sexuals

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Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 5h

Amie.
@miee.fans
The problem with people quoting the old fable 'The tgirl who cried nazi' is that there was indeed a nazi who ate her at the end.
People seem to forget that. Trust your local screaming tgirl.
September 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM © Everybody can reply

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Erica Picatinny ᛒᛉᛞᚹ 🏳️‍⚧️ @picatinnyrailed.bsky.social · 5h

Fuck every single one of you who said "you can't say the Republicans are Nazis."

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Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 6h

Ah yes the leader of NERV (Need Estrogen Really Voraciously)

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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 8h

“many prominent young republicans are actual Nazis” is a self-censoring fact at this point

normie swing voters will literally refuse to believe it and the media refuses to report it because it would call everything else they’ve done into question

BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 10h

while 'young republicans are literal nazis' is well known to folks here, the extent of it is surprisingly not that commonly known even in media and analyst circles, let alone normal people.

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14h

a real water is wet scenario here

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Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 6h

Made this illustration of my very wobbly wonky transition timeline.

It’s been a journey of ups and downs, forward leaps and setbacks, but I’m satisfied with my progress overall. Most of the changes have been in my body shape and I sadly don’t have many full body pics. Still this was a fun exercise.

A grid of 35 pictures of me charting my transition progress from 2003 to 2025

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Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 6h

gurrrl the glow up thoooooo 🤩🤩🤩

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Brooklyn Rousseau @gothic.wtf · 14d

I moved to Aurora to be closer to my doctors for my surgical procedures. Unfortunately I’m really struggling to make ends meet just for basics. Anything helps. 🖤Paypal: [email protected] cashapp: $BrooklynRousseau76 Venmo: @djmythadrall

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Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 8h

"dr. strangelove" impiles the existence of a dr. normalhate

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Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 8h

walter white, putting the cage on on october 1st: i am the one who locks

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ɳιƙƙι ♰🏳️‍⚧️🇻🇦☿𓅃 @jesusbuiltmysubaru.bsky.social · 9h

They don't want you to know you can log on and lock yourself into a panopticon of 50 year old men screaming WOKE and flat earth TERFs heh woah young men are marrying their AI KPop demon hunter girlfriends and not having kids this isn't funny

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Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 12h

Oh whoops, I had the scouter the wrong way around. My power level is actually J00e

1006 flipped and reversed so it looks like it reads J00e

Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 12h

ethel cain seeing a biblically accurate angel be like: fuck me, eyes

Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 12h

genuinely I have no idea how any actual feminist or anyone pro women’s rights can still be duped by these TER”””F”””s at this point. they’re literally saying the most central element of womanhood is reproduction. they’re saying the quiet part into a damn megaphone.

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Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 12h

infertile and post menopausal women are not real women I guess. Feminism!

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Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 13h

these people are sick in the head and a danger to humanity. inhuman monsters