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sweavart.bsky.social
It’s Always Funny in Silly-delphia
sweavart.bsky.social
WaPo out here trying to prove that democracy indeed dies in darkness by turning off its own lights
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lebassett.bsky.social
I don’t think you can “abuse” your right to protest
djbyrnes1.bsky.social
Broadview Mayor Katrina Thompson's full statement, in which she says she will sign an EO permitting protest "only at the safety zone located at the ICE facility on Beach Street," is up on the village's website.

"There are too many protesters abusing their right to protest," Thompson says.
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Broadview Shrinks Protest Safety Zones

The following statement can be attributed to Village of Broadview Mayor Katrina Thompson:

“The protests at the ICE facility on Saturday night degenerated into chaos. There were 15 arrests, and 10 of those were around the age of my own daughter. As a mother and a mayor, I am mad. Broadview didn’t choose to have the ICE facility in our community. But it’s here. And so are Broadview residents. There are too many protesters abusing their right to protest. Too many are raising their fists rather than their voices, creating chaos at the expense of the people who call Broadview home. Broadview residents lack the protestors’ privilege to return to calm, quiet neighborhoods for undisturbed rest.

Therefore, I have issued a new executive order, in consultation with the Illinois State Police and Cook County Sheriff, that permits protests only at the safety zone located at the ICE facility on Beach Street. 

There will no longer be a designated protest safety zone at 2000 South 25th Avenue between Lexington and Fillmore. 

Additionally, it has been only God’s grace alone that a protester has not been struck and killed by a motorist on 25th Avenue given how frequently protesters dash onto this busy, four-lane street. This new 
measure will provide for both the serenity of residents and safety of protestors.

As I have repeatedly said, I respect, support, and defend the protesters’ free and – peaceful – speech against the outrageous injustices and deplorable unprovoked chemical arms attacks by ICE agents against American citizens, journalists, and ministers that put Broadview police and firefighters in harms’ way.

Nevertheless, my first priority is to defend public safety and the residents who live here and people who work here. They deserve stability, safety, and respect, a quality of life that is currently being denied to them. They deserve the love and kindness that they expect by being Broadview residents.”
sweavart.bsky.social
Ok so if this guy throws me in the back of a truck and Im locked in a black site for 2 weeks how do I find out who this mystery man is? Is ICE keeping proper records of every masked employee who threatens civilians? You have a lot of faith in a system that seems designed to protect these aggressors
sweavart.bsky.social
Why do you think they wear masks?
sweavart.bsky.social
It’s that time of year again
Indigenous woman giving a middle finger with caption “Fuck Christopher Columbus”
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kaseygifford.bsky.social
We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.
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tomjoscelyn.bsky.social
“I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.
I’m a US citizen and a veteran. ICE arrested me for no reason.
Jailed for three days without an explanation or ability to notify anyone, George Retes argues the only path to healing starts with the government taking accountability for its actions.
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sweavart.bsky.social
Is Tom Homan typically paid for services by FBI agents investigating bribery
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STEPHANOPOULOS: Did Tom Homan give the $50,000 back?

VANCE: He did not take a bribe. It's a ridiculous smear

STEPHANOPOULOS: You didn't answer the question

VANCE: Did he accept $50,000? I'm sure that in the course of Homan's life, he's been paid more than $50k for services.

(So, no, he didn't)
sweavart.bsky.social
Go to hell wordle

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karnythia.bsky.social
The $5 footlong has become the $6 six inch. I don't even eat Subway and I still think it's time to knock all this shit over
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nyxthebat.vtubers.social
"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack
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sweavart.bsky.social
Oh hell yes. Oh fuck yes.
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volts.wtf
Turns out protest alone was never what changed things, it was protest *plus media coverage of protests*, which prompted officials to respond to protests, which increased public awareness of protests, etc.

If the protest happens & corporate media simply ignores it ... it's inert.
ineptitudinous.bsky.social
Six out of eight of the largest mass-movement protests in US history have happened since 2017. You wouldn't know this from most media reporting, and you sure af wouldn't know this from the way either major party has reacted.
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davelevitan.bsky.social
“We can give $20 billion to Argentina but we can’t afford the CDC’s measles experts” is a hell of an argument
sweavart.bsky.social
MF DOOM at Walmart. Now I’ve seen it all
MF Doom “MM..FOOD” Walmart exclusive vinyl record
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edmorrish.bsky.social
getting a lot of haters talking shit about my set at the epstein island comedy festival, as if those young women don’t deserve to see me do stand up
sweavart.bsky.social
Some human rights orgs have already stated no thank you to the blood money, wonder who she got to say yes
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crushbort.bsky.social
is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”
sweavart.bsky.social
People mad about Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl seriously suggesting Lee Greenwood as an alternative … I refuse to believe that’s real. An octagenarian who hasn’t released an album in over 20 years. Nobody wants that. Be serious.
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zackbeauchamp.bsky.social
I truly don’t understand living through the DOGE experience and being like “great model, a+, no notes”
oliverdarcy.bsky.social
News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."
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justinobrien.bsky.social
Cooked as a country when art can’t be made because we have to take into account the fee-fees of Klan members.