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SwiftOnSecurity
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computer security person. former helpdesk.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 15h
Look it was worth trying
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 15h
I mean my job is still Windows
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 16h
EVERY ELDEST DAUGHTER

WAS THE FIRST LAMB TO THE SLAUGHTER
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 16h
Okay it's been a week I can start getting emotional to the new Taylor Swift album instead of just jammin
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 17h
I had no idea disco Elysium had this kind of history
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 18h
(That was supposed to be part of the joke ☹️)
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 18h
That thing where she made you buy four different albums and then a $50 little stick of wood on a motor that spins around and called it a clock
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 19h
Genuinely you'd be better off thrifting NFL merch of the losing Super Bowl team they send to "fall off the back of a truck" in central Asia
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 19h
Taylor never beating the allegations she lets some family outcast we don't even know the name of run her merchandise
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 19h
Smart doing us the same day Taylor releases her junk merch :(
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 19h
Physical pain
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 19h
What
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 20h
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER

DOUOLOUUHHHHH

TO A PLACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEE WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 20h
Horse girls and horse owners are definitely different categories
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Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 20h
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 1d
I spent a year on a horse ranch y'all have fucking nothing on me
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 1d
You think I'm fucking crazy but you haven't met a fucking horse before
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 1d
Would a horse girl look at you like this?

Absolutely. Horse girls are masters of subterfuge and are not to be trusted.
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GlonzoTech @sasquatech.bsky.social · 1d
This is fedposting I can get behind
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 1d
BUSTIN ON HACKERS MAKES ME FEEL GOOD YOU MEAN BUSTIN HACKERS ....silence
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Chris McLaren @chrismclaren.com · 1d
I enjoy this account talking security, but I also enjoy it talking TS. Especially this thread.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 1d
Before you call this mean I encourage you to grow up watching horse girls tear families and marriages apart. I would rather have my parents sit me down and say they were experimenting with ethical non-monogamy with my shift lead at Starbucks.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 1d
Your hour of zen
youtu.be/idtmKQwYdko
Restoring An Excavator From Scrap: Start To Finish. Was It Worth It?
YouTube video by FarmCraft101
youtu.be
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 1d
I think I'm funny and giggle at my posts that's what really matters
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Danny Cooper @dannycooper.bsky.social · 1d
Future generations are gonna be really confused about the etymology of “trumped-up charges”
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