GlonzoTech
@sasquatech.bsky.social
Not really that smart, just nerd-coded. Data analyst, reluctant grad student.
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That’s cool as hell!
Made an "analog" YouTube book for my kid so she can choose what she wants (from pre-approved list) without being exposed to a thumbnail hellscape. Also automatically cuts her off after x scans
February 4, 2026 at 3:31 PM
That’s cool as hell!
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Russians bombed the market in Druzhkivka, Donetsk region, with cluster munitions and dropped two aerial bombs on the city, according to the regional administration.
🚨So far, 7 people have been confirmed dead and 8 wounded. The final number of casualties from this attack is still being determined.
🚨So far, 7 people have been confirmed dead and 8 wounded. The final number of casualties from this attack is still being determined.
February 4, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Russians bombed the market in Druzhkivka, Donetsk region, with cluster munitions and dropped two aerial bombs on the city, according to the regional administration.
🚨So far, 7 people have been confirmed dead and 8 wounded. The final number of casualties from this attack is still being determined.
🚨So far, 7 people have been confirmed dead and 8 wounded. The final number of casualties from this attack is still being determined.
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🕯️ Three people killed, 11 injured in Russian attacks on Zaporizhzhia and the region, — National Police
For more than 18 hours, the occupiers attacked the regional center with strike drones. One of the drones hit near a shopping mall where people were.
For more than 18 hours, the occupiers attacked the regional center with strike drones. One of the drones hit near a shopping mall where people were.
February 4, 2026 at 11:17 AM
🕯️ Three people killed, 11 injured in Russian attacks on Zaporizhzhia and the region, — National Police
For more than 18 hours, the occupiers attacked the regional center with strike drones. One of the drones hit near a shopping mall where people were.
For more than 18 hours, the occupiers attacked the regional center with strike drones. One of the drones hit near a shopping mall where people were.
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Just one more dumpster bro, all those government thugs in tactical gear will see that we really mean business if we set just one more fire. We're just one fire away from The Revolution, I swear to you.
Anyway, read theory.
Anyway, read theory.
February 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Just one more dumpster bro, all those government thugs in tactical gear will see that we really mean business if we set just one more fire. We're just one fire away from The Revolution, I swear to you.
Anyway, read theory.
Anyway, read theory.
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Don’t call it a comeback.
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Don’t call it a comeback.
Alternate universe where @kenwhite.bsky.social went to med school
I really shouldn’t have to say this, but… don’t put archaeological artifacts in your rectum. 🏺🧪
Frenchman hospitalized after inserting WWI munition up his rear
The shell, unexploded at the time of removal, resulted in the evacuation of the hospital, with an EOD squad called to clear the area.
www.militarytimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Alternate universe where @kenwhite.bsky.social went to med school
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Don’t be silent, world, please.
It’s −20°C outside. After russian attacks, thousands of homes are once again left without electricity and heat.
It’s −20°C outside. After russian attacks, thousands of homes are once again left without electricity and heat.
February 3, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Don’t be silent, world, please.
It’s −20°C outside. After russian attacks, thousands of homes are once again left without electricity and heat.
It’s −20°C outside. After russian attacks, thousands of homes are once again left without electricity and heat.
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*raises hand timidly* Um...hi. I'm Puerto Rican, and I care? So do my Puerto Rican parents and sister? It's trivially easy to dismiss that sort of thing when "being American" isn't something they're trying to take away from you, with profound consequences.
And, we do *want* our citizenship.
And, we do *want* our citizenship.
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
*raises hand timidly* Um...hi. I'm Puerto Rican, and I care? So do my Puerto Rican parents and sister? It's trivially easy to dismiss that sort of thing when "being American" isn't something they're trying to take away from you, with profound consequences.
And, we do *want* our citizenship.
And, we do *want* our citizenship.
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Another explosion in Kharkiv ‼️ very loud. Close.
February 2, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Another explosion in Kharkiv ‼️ very loud. Close.
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Black History Month Stories.
I've been saving this story for the finale.
This story is a Black man who broke barriers in radio, film, and television. A man who was beloved by all audiences across the country and made huge contributions to his community.
This is Eddie "Rochester" Anderson.
I've been saving this story for the finale.
This story is a Black man who broke barriers in radio, film, and television. A man who was beloved by all audiences across the country and made huge contributions to his community.
This is Eddie "Rochester" Anderson.
March 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Black History Month Stories.
I've been saving this story for the finale.
This story is a Black man who broke barriers in radio, film, and television. A man who was beloved by all audiences across the country and made huge contributions to his community.
This is Eddie "Rochester" Anderson.
I've been saving this story for the finale.
This story is a Black man who broke barriers in radio, film, and television. A man who was beloved by all audiences across the country and made huge contributions to his community.
This is Eddie "Rochester" Anderson.
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This afternoon, russian strike drones attacked a maternity hospital in Zaporizhzhia injuring 3 women.
A fire broke out on the second floor in the reception area of the gynecology department. Rescuers quickly extinguished the blaze.
A fire broke out on the second floor in the reception area of the gynecology department. Rescuers quickly extinguished the blaze.
February 1, 2026 at 1:28 PM
This afternoon, russian strike drones attacked a maternity hospital in Zaporizhzhia injuring 3 women.
A fire broke out on the second floor in the reception area of the gynecology department. Rescuers quickly extinguished the blaze.
A fire broke out on the second floor in the reception area of the gynecology department. Rescuers quickly extinguished the blaze.
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and WOULDJA LOOK AT THAT
February 1, 2026 at 6:54 AM
and WOULDJA LOOK AT THAT
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Russian forces have attacked a maternity hospital in Zaporizhzhya, wounding six - two of whom were pregnant women undergoing examination.
A nation truly committed to peace, Russia.
A nation truly committed to peace, Russia.
February 1, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Russian forces have attacked a maternity hospital in Zaporizhzhya, wounding six - two of whom were pregnant women undergoing examination.
A nation truly committed to peace, Russia.
A nation truly committed to peace, Russia.
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So there’s currently a nation-wide blackout in Ukraine, no heating, no water, no nothing, while this is the weather
January 31, 2026 at 10:12 AM
So there’s currently a nation-wide blackout in Ukraine, no heating, no water, no nothing, while this is the weather
One of the YouTube channels I follow has a fan nickname of “weekly dose of depression” and I feel like that applies to almost all the media I consume.
That’s…that’s probably not good
That’s…that’s probably not good
January 30, 2026 at 2:49 PM
One of the YouTube channels I follow has a fan nickname of “weekly dose of depression” and I feel like that applies to almost all the media I consume.
That’s…that’s probably not good
That’s…that’s probably not good
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Hell yes! Many of us have been following this story from the beginning, and I'm SO glad to see it resolved finally...
arstechnica.com/security/202...
arstechnica.com/security/202...
January 29, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Hell yes! Many of us have been following this story from the beginning, and I'm SO glad to see it resolved finally...
arstechnica.com/security/202...
arstechnica.com/security/202...
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Bastards have sharply intensified Starlink-enabled drone attacks on Ukrainian logistics. Over the past 24 hours, dozens of strikes have been recorded, including attacks on civilian buses.
Russian forces have focused their main efforts on targeting logistical facilities in Dnipropetrovsk Oblast.
Russian forces have focused their main efforts on targeting logistical facilities in Dnipropetrovsk Oblast.
January 30, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Bastards have sharply intensified Starlink-enabled drone attacks on Ukrainian logistics. Over the past 24 hours, dozens of strikes have been recorded, including attacks on civilian buses.
Russian forces have focused their main efforts on targeting logistical facilities in Dnipropetrovsk Oblast.
Russian forces have focused their main efforts on targeting logistical facilities in Dnipropetrovsk Oblast.
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“This was my home.” 💔
russia deliberately destroyed it.
The terrorist state has been making Ukrainian children homeless for years, turning their houses into explosion craters and apartments into burning boxes.
Let’s help prevent this from happening:
u24.gov.ua/nafo-dark-ni...
russia deliberately destroyed it.
The terrorist state has been making Ukrainian children homeless for years, turning their houses into explosion craters and apartments into burning boxes.
Let’s help prevent this from happening:
u24.gov.ua/nafo-dark-ni...
January 29, 2026 at 7:27 PM
“This was my home.” 💔
russia deliberately destroyed it.
The terrorist state has been making Ukrainian children homeless for years, turning their houses into explosion craters and apartments into burning boxes.
Let’s help prevent this from happening:
u24.gov.ua/nafo-dark-ni...
russia deliberately destroyed it.
The terrorist state has been making Ukrainian children homeless for years, turning their houses into explosion craters and apartments into burning boxes.
Let’s help prevent this from happening:
u24.gov.ua/nafo-dark-ni...
For your awareness
This is Frankie. He ran outside like he always does, only to find out his yard had been replaced with a white void. 12/10 (IG: frankiethenorfie)
January 29, 2026 at 7:25 PM
For your awareness
The continued infantilizing of adults is just getting weird man. “If you were under age a decade ago you’re still a child!” So should the age of consent be 29? Deeply unserious people
One brand of Internet Madness we don't get on here so often anymore is Age Gap Discourse wherein grown adults having consensual sex with each other can still count as paedophilia.
January 26, 2026 at 11:07 PM
The continued infantilizing of adults is just getting weird man. “If you were under age a decade ago you’re still a child!” So should the age of consent be 29? Deeply unserious people
Being 6’5” is great because of how many people go “You must be taller than that - my boyfriend is 6’4” and he’s much shorter than you!”
January 26, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Being 6’5” is great because of how many people go “You must be taller than that - my boyfriend is 6’4” and he’s much shorter than you!”
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I told you I was a .10x programmer. not my fault you missed the decimal point.
January 26, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I told you I was a .10x programmer. not my fault you missed the decimal point.