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GlonzoTech
@sasquatech.bsky.social
Not really that smart, just nerd-coded. Data analyst, reluctant grad student.

Profile pic - https://smbc-comics.com/comic/toxic | @zachweinersmith.bsky.social

Banner image - https://xkcd.com/1163 | @xkcd.com
I’d give it a 5/7
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
“I have a specialized technical role”

“So what’s your fursona?”
February 4, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Clap along with the chant or else you get the hose again
February 4, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I got it back in 911 dispatch, though that is a feminine-coded profession
February 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Whew, got in before the cutoff
February 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Reposted by GlonzoTech
Just one more dumpster bro, all those government thugs in tactical gear will see that we really mean business if we set just one more fire. We're just one fire away from The Revolution, I swear to you.

Anyway, read theory.
February 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Be the change you want to see in the world
February 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Skill issue tbh
February 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I know ham is out but if I drop that on your desk would you at least hear my case?
February 3, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Gonna whisper Mycelium Cerebrum in your ear with the intonation of Valor Morghulis
a man with long red hair is standing next to a boy and says " valar morghulis " .
Alt: a man with long red hair is standing next to a boy and says " valar morghulis " .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:31 AM
How are you doing Tay?
February 2, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Congratulations on your upcoming appointment to DOJ
February 2, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Dear lord
February 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Goddamnit Sharon
February 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM