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TatterCat @tatteryt.bsky.social · 18d

"WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC AMAZED BY basin of various fruits

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TatterCat @tatteryt.bsky.social · 3h

(to the tune of WE THE BEST M WE WE WE THE WE THE WE WE WE THE WE WE THE WE THE BEST WE THE WE WE THE BEST MUSIC by Cheesy Hfj) aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAUUUUuhhhhhhhhh i wanna draw i wanna draw i wanna draw I wanna draw i wanna draw i wanna draw, I wanna draw i wanna draw i wanna draw, I wanna draw i wanna d

TatterCat @tatteryt.bsky.social · 3h

im so tired.. the Homework that im not even doing📖😕

TatterCat @tatteryt.bsky.social · 3h

unfollowing school to focus on Weird Al's instagram account

TatterCat @tatteryt.bsky.social · 3h

i wanna rewatch UHF but i have like a billion majillion brazillian school things i have to get done by tomorrow bruhhhhhh

TatterCat @tatteryt.bsky.social · 6h

The Reply💬

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TatterCat @tatteryt.bsky.social · 18h

have you seen... the Video...

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TatterCat @tatteryt.bsky.social · 18h

Nothing better than a glass of #Water... 💧Except maybe #NoOne😄 #Yep #ImAroAce 🎉

TatterCat @tatteryt.bsky.social · 3d

a man with one watch knows what time it is. a man with two watch DEFINITELY knows what time it is. dont even get me started on a man with three watch,

TatterCat @tatteryt.bsky.social · 4d

Unsolicited chick pics

Paul McCartney holding two baby chickens.

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 6d

You may saa~aay I'm a dreamer

(shitty beatboxing)

And I am the only one

(shitty beatboxing)

Don't ever thii~iink that you'll beat me

(table drum solo)

Because I haa~aave the best dreams

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TatterCat @tatteryt.bsky.social · 8d

with an insane rap bridge like in Hardware Store except it's just reading off the wikipedia list of Trees

TatterCat @tatteryt.bsky.social · 8d

red bull: redbull gives you wiiings🤑🤑
paul mccartney: gives you what

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TatterCat @tatteryt.bsky.social · 9d

me when i lie

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 10d

If people are going to clap when planes land, it should be done properly like a musical. The crew do individual bows, pilots come out and get flowers, a final song reprises the most popular bits of the flight.

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TatterCat @tatteryt.bsky.social · 10d

the weird al show when he stops the entire plot of the episode to watch TV for 1 minute or show bobby an educational film

TatterCat @tatteryt.bsky.social · 11d

I LOVE THESE ive been collecting them & replacing them with weird al/tally hall/the beatles

TatterCat @tatteryt.bsky.social · 11d

i dont see any. youre lying. why would you lie to us. Why would you lie to us loser. why did you intentionally tell us something that was made up. why did you lie to u