Be Jay, Boo Crimes 👻
@templinjay.bsky.social
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Museum Nerd, Deadhead, and Dork Lord of the Sith. Master Gardener. Hunter. Jack of all trades. Veteran of the War on Drugs. Gizzard King of the Gizzard King Cabal. #NoKingsButShortKings
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templinjay.bsky.social
Neanderthal woman! Marg’ry let me be-hee!
Making up lyrics so I can skeet
Bout her love for Trump and
Her weird-ass feet…
templinjay.bsky.social
Part of a healthy daily regimen!
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johnfugelsang.bsky.social
# of times the Bible forbids/demands penalties for abortion- 0
# of times the Bible justifies keeping out immigrants-0
# of times Jesus condemns homosexuality-0
# of times the Bible addresses poverty, justice and compassion for the poor- over 2,000
www.simonandschuster.com/books/Separa...
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lincolnproject.us
Previous generations fought fascism in nearly every corner of the earth. Today it’s on our streets, silencing opposition and attempting to control the airwaves.

The GOP has declared all out war on free speech. It’s up to us to fight for it.
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templinjay.bsky.social
Oh, I have! But we won’t get her out of office until a Republican grabs her seat because the strongest force in Virginia politics is inertia.
templinjay.bsky.social
Just as long as we don’t get a sequel to “A Sound of Thunder!”
templinjay.bsky.social
Cor! ‘Ee’s the Yank Nigel Farage, then, inn’ee? Fancy not knowing that!”
templinjay.bsky.social
No, it’s pretty clear that I’m not Charlie Kirk.
A neck without a bullet hole in it.
templinjay.bsky.social
Unfortunately for me, @mcclellan.house.gov has been a cosponsor of this horrific pile of garbage since the beginning, and no matter how many times I’ve contacted her office, she just keeps doubling down on pretending that it’s going to protect children.
decibelcoatl.bsky.social
Call your reps and tell them to OPPOSE this nightmarish bill NOW!

NOT tomorrow! NOT next week!

RIGHT. NOW!

There’s still a chance to beat this to the ground, so get going!
dieselbrain.bsky.social
#SaveSpeech

KOSA has amassed more cosponsors recently, jumping from 42 to 60 total

You need to call your reps and DEMAND that they oppose this legislation ASAP

The link below contains more info about KOSA and an easy way to contact your reps
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...

Please call DAILY
templinjay.bsky.social
Kristy Noem just got a psychic boner and doesn’t even know why.
templinjay.bsky.social
I was today years old when I learned that Baker’s Chocolate was named after Mr. Baker instead of being chocolate made FOR bakers. 🤯
templinjay.bsky.social
1945 to prevent a particular young Scottish immigrant from getting pregnant.
templinjay.bsky.social
I have literally never used AI in my historic research. I don’t even look at the AI Overview that Google won’t let me disable.
templinjay.bsky.social
Couple of years ago I swung through the Vans outlet and got a pair of white canvas slip ons that have butterflies all over them. I think that particular design is out of print 😔 but they have a variety of cool designs and plain colours. Good tread and comfortable.
A pair of feet sticking out of heavily cuffed jeans. The feet are enclosed in navy blue socks with pink flamingos on them, and white canvas slip-on shoes with butterflies and flowers printed on them.
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roryblank.bsky.social
The Mailbox That Spits Bones At People
A four panel comic strip
A mailbox stands by a bush, the door open, drippy text says "the mailbox that spits bones at people"

in the second panel there is a bone in the mailbox.

In the third panel several bones are shooting out of it.

In the fourth panel bones are flying everywhere and there's a big pile of bones on the ground. More drippy text says "That's all it does!"
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templinjay.bsky.social
🎵I AM IMMORTAL!
I HAVE INSIDE ME JUICE OF BEANS! YEAH!
I DRINK NO DECAF, DON’T USE SUGAR OR EQUAL…🎵
Jay, drinking coffee and experiencing The Quickening.
templinjay.bsky.social
And then the drone strikes he authorized began…